The legitimate father of Chelswinkle Goonie and Nikwinkle Boonie. This man likes to phone up people's schools are request to speak to the head mistress. Possibly the funniest name in the world, and discovered by Nikki. Love you Nikki :)
Ring ring.
"Hello?"
"Hello can i speak to the head?"
"Yes who's calling.."
*snickers*
"Kay i'll put you on hold.."
"Hello?"
"Hello Missus Head Teacher, I have a DARWINKLE MOONIE
on hold for you."
*more snickers*
"Hello?"
"Hello can i speak to the head?"
"Yes who's calling.."
*snickers*
"Kay i'll put you on hold.."
"Hello?"
"Hello Missus Head Teacher, I have a DARWINKLE MOONIE
on hold for you."
*more snickers*
by ChelseaLeigh May 21, 2009
Get the Darwinkle Mooniemug. He is the man every girl wishes for, a striking mix between beauty, intelligence and muscle. Some say he is an oppressive dictator who doent bow down to the gods themselves. The very gods shiver at the mention of his name. To put his might in one paragraph is impossible, his sheer beauty strikes some dumbstruck.
by Bluey706 March 31, 2019
Get the Connor Mooniemug. A Moonie Doonie is a young boy who kidnaps old ladies and flies them to the moon to fuck for 12 hours and lock them in a crater in the moon, then visits monthly to repeat the process.
by Praelia259 June 1, 2017
Get the moonie dooniemug. One could say he's the most popular memeber at a message board named Eskimo Haven. Everyone hails down to him while he and his goofy friends like Dart, Magus, CoD, Manny, and Jeff all go on crazy adventures
by Moonie March 4, 2005
Get the Mooniemug. by boby654321 June 24, 2008
Get the teacher moonymug. 
Get the Moonymug. by BIGDIK696969 January 26, 2020
Get the Mooni Khalifahmug.