Definitions by Praelia259

moonie doonie 

A Moonie Doonie is a young boy who kidnaps old ladies and flies them to the moon to fuck for 12 hours and lock them in a crater in the moon, then visits monthly to repeat the process.

You better watch out for those Moonie Doonies patrolling the retirement home.

moonie doonie by Praelia259 June 1, 2017