Baby Moon Pie Shit

You know that feeling you get laying down in the sand and the sand is covering you like a gay ass Blanket

Bro that’s feels like Baby Moon Pie Shit

by BreezyRang February 14, 2018

Sparkling Gay West Virginia Moon Pie

When someone deficates into a paper bag, pours copious amounts of glitter and sprinkles into it and puts firecrackers in it to light on someone's door step.

"Dave needs a sparkling gay West Virginia moon pie delivered to his door step immediately."

by Redfox30 March 9, 2022

Moon pie

When performing sex lick the accumulation female discharge out of a women anus.

When I got done having sex with her I bent her over and ate that delicious moon pie from in between her buttocks.

by 3forlife February 24, 2020

Banana Moon Pie

When you’re doing anal & leave the load inside the condom but also leave the condom inside the anus

“Hey, how things go the other night with _____ ?”
“Great, I took her back to my place for dessert & let her enjoy a banana moon pie”

by Llamathrust baby October 19, 2022

Moon Pie

When Someone Is Doing A Bench Press And The Person Spotting Sits(Bare Butt) On Their Face.

“There’s Chad, Let’s Moon Pie Him.”

by GymbodJoe May 18, 2022

MOON PIE

An expression used whenever you don’t know how to respond to a situation.

Luke: Yeah nine people died at the FedEx shooting in Indianapolis.
Camden: Oh my god that’s so sad.

Jackson: MOON PIE

by Kaley_the_quiet_girl April 20, 2021

Moon pie

Similar to a cream pie, however in this variation, the last possible moment before ejaculation occurs, you strike your partner with such force that it causes them to see stars

I gave her the old moon pie last night so hard that it almost put her in the hospital.

by jhawk2000 August 10, 2020