Moof

1. A cigarette or a moof.
2. any object that you dont want to name.. or just rather genralize it.
3. alternate for "What's up?"
1. Can I get a mooferette?
2. pass me that moof over there.
3. What's the moof/What's your moof?
also wtm for those intarwebbers
by DoWnfall August 28, 2005
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Moof

Moof is 2 words combined

Moof = Mood + Oof
Moof can be used in a situation that’s relatable or tea ☕️ or something that’s a mood or an oof

Moof was made by 2 people on instagram when autocorrect didn’t work

There is a Instagram account for moof called @moofgang and the people that follow are called moofers and the owners love them very much

The moofers have a spirit animal called moof which is a cat and cow combined
“I have tea to spill shishters
MOOF
by ❤️👑✌🏻 October 15, 2018
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Moof

An expulsion of wind from the urethra; a penis fart.
I don't smell anything, was that a moof?
by UrbanTwisticle September 13, 2011
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Moof

It's when it starts to rain milk, and then cows come out of the sky. Usually during winter this occurs, but can rarely occur other times.
Madi: James, it's moofing outside!
James: I KNOW!!! CRAZYYYY!!! First time in my years I've seen it!
by cpubot561 December 13, 2016
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Moof

To show disappointment in someone. Usually accompanied by a shake of head, and eating of soup.
"Moof moof moof."
by Moof March 30, 2004
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Moof

Nothing really, just an 'M' followed by two 'O''s, finished off with a nice tasty 'F' to make it sound weird.
Despite this, a "moof" is often heard in weird and uncompromising situations, such as when a cow moos "Moo" whilst eating a bunch of grass to have it sound like a "Moof", where the cow chokes and dies.
Also is a lazy way of saying "Move."
*An easily offended cow is eating grass as Jeeb and Foob watch*
Jeeb: "Foob, what do you think cows do all day?"
Foob: "Nothing really. Masturbate, perhaps?"
Cow: "MoOF!!!" *Begins contorting and vehemently dying*
Jeeb: "Oh Foob, you fool! The cow must've been one of those easily offended, sensitive ones! Now it's dying!"
Foob: "Ah. Oh well, at least now it's doing something."

Aych *thinks*: 'Ah... Boob's in front of the TV. I'll have to tell him to move over.'
Aych: "Eh Boob... moof over, you cumstain."
Boob: "Yehwha?! Yemma wanna mewah?"
Aych: "Damn, you poof. I said moof over out of my road, you jizzball!"
Boob: "Genna wamma see da 'vision, eh?"
Aych: "Yes, you slack-jawed fool!"
Boob: "Yeh, eye be moofin' out."
by angry piece of shit October 7, 2009
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Moof

A feeling of disappointment, tiredness or sadness

ie I'm so moofed that he cancelled our date.

OR

moof I'm so tired, I could fall asleep right now
ie I'm so moofull that he cancelled our date.

OR

moof I'm so tired, I could fall asleep right now
by PurpleTurtle May 28, 2006
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