Mooch

/mo͞oCH/

Verb:
The act of attaching one's self to another person and extracting finances, personality, hobbies, music, interests, and more with no return, or gratitude. Studies show this act is hereditary, and while you can seek treatment there is no cure.

Skip: "You've been mooching for far too long buddy"
"Skip mooched all the music he listens to"
"Cap mooched jobs off of reggie without fail"
"Skip mooched analog photography off of Sime and ruined it"
"The May's even mooched 'The Christmas Party' from Uncle Keith"

by wide-body December 27, 2020

Mooch

Unit of time equal to ten days. Coined for the length of Anthony "The Mooch" Scaramucci's tenure as Communications Director for the Trump Administration.

When Trump went on his 17-day vacation I thought "The news is going to be quiet for a while. Oh well, at least my F5 key can get a break."
Hahaha, oh, how naive and foolish I was all that long time ago, way, way back in those distant and forgotten days of... 10 days (aka 1 Mooch) ago.

by Miriax April 18, 2018

Mooch

Someone who expects to be provided with everything for free and have tantrums or attitude problems when they are denied.

I stopped buying him free drinks and then he proceeded to have a conniption on me -- what a mooch!

by TarGlobe September 3, 2018

mooched

Being fired at a job less than two weeks after starting.

"Hey, I thought you just started working at McDonalds, what happened?"

"Boss caught me taking a leak in the jar of pickles and I got mooched."

by 420XD August 1, 2017

mooch

See bree gilbert. Also, one who wants to try every single thing you are eating or drinking.

I couldn't enjoy my dinner today because bree was mooching off of me the whole time I was trying to eat.

by xxpaiig3x August 19, 2009

mooch

someone who takes everything for free and makes you buy stuff and takes things from you

hey do you know jackie quinn?

yea hes a mooch!!!!!~

by BALL54k March 14, 2011

mooch

to "hang out" with a group of friends

"lets go mooch"

by Russ September 14, 2003