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smash moocher

Someone who doesn't own a Smash Bros. game or setup and depends on others to play it.
John is such a smash moocher. He hits me up all the time just to play Smash Bros. because he doesn't own it himself.
by No Johns July 15, 2014
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Freedom Moocher

n. Freedom Moochers are individuals or groups that reap all of the benefits of freedom while neither participating in the preservation of such freedom noir contributing anything of substance or relevant options towards the perpetuation of said freedom.

Mostly amoral or morally subjective creatures they either abhor American Patriots and Patriotism or participate actively in “plastic patriotism” also known as “faking the funk”.

A closely linked cousins to the shitbag, a freedom moocher will have never served communities or country, and rely completely on the actions of others for their provision.

Antonym: Freedom Feelers
Freedom Moochers hate the military.

Freedom Moochers hate law enforcement.

Freedom moochers hate the 4th of July.

Freedom moochers prostitute themselves hoping for perestroika

Just turn on the news and you’ll hear multiple freedom moochers tell you everything wrong with anything related to freedom.
by Fact Based Person March 12, 2021
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molly moocher

A word used in a small hick town to describe a male on male blowjob. Often used in code to trade oral sex for pills.
Corey asks, hey Nick do you have any of them Hydros left? Nick says, yeah man I have 3 or 4 and I'll take 40 for them all! Corey says I don't have that much money man. Nick says it's all good just meet me behind that dumpster and give me an old fashioned Molly Moocher and everything will be fine!
by Beebo08 May 20, 2016
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Moocher Farfen

Simple the most vile, Loathingworth and atrocious word in the latin language. This word dating all the way back to the crenomous period by latinist, Killiano Vestino, this would become the most infamous word to ever be created. This word has too much power to be in the real dictionary. Once described by this repugnant word, there is no coming back.
by Kwest2004 November 21, 2019
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Moocher

The verb of mooching. Also labels any 7'5 carrot named, "Wyatt" that likes "mooch" off of any desired victim for his personal gain. Most likely "mooches" off of people named Killian, Evan, Jackson and Christian.
"I'm lazy, can I look at your work"

"Shut up you dirty carrot moocher"
by Kwest2004 November 19, 2019
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moocher baby mama

A baby mama that constantly uses their kids as an excuse to ask for money from the baby daddy. Even if the kids are young adults
Moocher baby mama: Can you give me $400 for our 18 year old daughter to get her hair braided
by Mrs. boss lady September 6, 2023
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Smooch Moocher

Someone who constantly needs kisses from their partner.
My girlfriend's such a smooch moocher, but I love her for it.
by NarTheNecromancer September 2, 2023
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