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5 minutes craft

Literally the worst channel on youtube and they have 60 million subs and three of them are me. they tell you to bleach strawberries and how to make a knife and you can plant an egg tree. 1/2 their hacks are fake, 1/2 are not hacks like using a screwdriver and some of them are just jokes. the funny thing is that everyone who watches them doenst understand because they are illitreate.
François: i wathc 5 minutes craft
bensh: you fucking intellectual
francoes: they tell you how to maek gold (:
by Bensha Poirot December 4, 2019
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montuesday

when someone does not have school on a monday the following tuesday is a monday + a tuesday or a montuesday
the student called the tuesday following his day off a montuesday
by cchs_stud1 December 2, 2010
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Jacqui Montes

1: A chill, sarcastic, neutral meaning you never know if they are happy or mad or sad, wonderful friend.
2:Sneaker freaker
" girl you just like jacqui montes! stop getting all those shoes!!"
by filamlove August 29, 2009
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kim montesinos

Most likely a mexican who likes being epic. She also becomes very dumb at times that you don't even want to talk to her. She is the president of the debate club and debates with anything, even though she is always wrong. She also trolls.
Sofia: What's the homework for today, Kim Montesinos?

Kim: Yes

Sofia: What's the homework?

Kim: Yes

Sofia: Ok buddy.
by min yoongi. April 1, 2019
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30 minutes

The average practice time a band kid practices for.
"Mr. Bob?"

" Yes? "

"How long should I practice for?"

" 30 minutes. "
by Avi200 October 14, 2019
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Legit Crustacean Minutes

The time of night when the less dominant niggas go out to scavange through the debris to find food (the prefered food is chicken). This is betweem 3:30AM to 4:00AM. After the real niggas have transformed back from being isopods which was during real isopod hours.
Hey John when is legit crustacean minutes?
Its thirty minutes after real isopod hours.
by CarlAzuzV.2 February 8, 2018
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maryland avenue montessori

a place where grassed cowlike humans go.
they're okay at volleyball when against a
melancholy team, horrible at cross country. a
school to go to if you want to be made fun of, get devoured in the face by a kickball or BOTH! it's
in an odd part of milwaukee where the roads are gloomy and littered with trash. speaking of trash, the school lunch is literal dogs shit with jello-like syrup and burger buns that are soggier than moist crackers after you put them in the same container as your cheese. it’s truly amazing how many bitchy students can fit in a small classroom with a bitchy substitute because the teacher got pregnant. if you want moldy homework and peers that just can’t seem to act normally, maryland is the place to go!
Maryland Avenue Montessori (Mary-land Av-eh-new Mon-tess-orry)

A school that
“I heard we’re playing against Maryland…”
“That’s the place where all the cows go??”
“Ew”
“Yeah”
by An angry teen December 9, 2021
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