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monkeykong

The original name of donkeykong.
some moron in japan made a spelling mistake when shipping the game to the U.S. Thats how that crazy gorilla we all know and love got the name donkeykong.
by MR. † October 26, 2003
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Monkeypox

(N.) The 2003 Anthrax. Said to be gotten by touching diseased prarie dogs, HENCE THE NAME!
So far, now theres Chicken Pox, Cow Pox, ( and the fictious Cow & Chicken Pox ) Small Pox, Big Pox, Pig Pox and now Monkey Pox. How about for next year, we get back on the farm animals theme and go to Rooster Pox?
by G-Union June 24, 2003
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monkeyphone's retard night

An internet webcast featured on the most popular Prank Call radio station in the world called Prank Call Underground Radio (often referred to as PCU) that is hosted by the members of Monkeyphone. This show revolves around prank calls, but includes other forms of comedy equal in hilarity to prank calls (such as nonsensical babble, awful singing, and regular comedy). This show is hosted by highschool boys, mainly by the member known as Mark and/or Joop (it is also co-hosted by the members Eric, Matt, and Drew). This show airs from 8-10 pm eastern time on PCU radio
, which is owned by KDK. They will soon be operating from the website www.monkeyphonepranks.com
I love to listen to Monkeyphone's Retard Night!
by Matthew Harper April 30, 2006
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monkeyphone

A group of underground prank callers, who have a show on pcu
When I listen to monkeyphone I have NAM flashbacks!
by MoistTowelette11 April 19, 2006
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suck monkeyhole

*see monkeyhole

Used as a insult or a friendly come back.

It's technically impossible to suck a monkey's asshole, so don't attempt it. The phrase "suck monkeyhole" is said to someone that is so full of shit, that they should go suck the shit out of a monkey's asshole to keep a steady supply.

*Literal translation for "suck monkeyhole": "You are such an asshole, whether it's intentional or not. For your own good, you should take a straw, shove it up a monkey's asshole, and suck real hard. Make sure you get as much shit as possible, because you're spitting so much out now that you may be running low on your shit-supply. I'm only telling you this because I love you."
bob: You are a motley fool.
girl: Suck monkeyhole!
by Pitoyable May 9, 2005
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monkeypop

A verb describing the first time a guy gets fucked up the ass. It is like a girl losing her virginity, but for gay men losing their glory hole's virginity.
Example 1
Guy 1: I'm going to monkeypop your ass!
Guy 2: Good! I'm gay!

Example 2
Guy 1: You want me to monkeypop you?
Guy 2: Too late, John did that to me last week!
Guy 1: Damn!
by NONmonkeypopper December 4, 2010
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monkeynoodle1

A word often used to describe a homosexual with an unhealthy obsession over a Fictional character, and declining mental health. Fortunately, their redeeming qualities also usually include being kind and funny.
A: Hey, did you hear the rumours about Denki's name?

B: apparently its copied from a Fictional character. Their mom must have been monkeynoodle1.
by @M3adow_Gh0st July 7, 2021
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