mong

A Male Thong

I wore a Mong and walked around town in nothing but

by SpriIce June 20, 2004

Mong

A person lacking is physical attractiveness - short for mongral (usual portrayed as a dirty scruffy dog)

That bird is a right mong

by Dan aka mr skin up June 22, 2008

mong

thong for men, man panties, da-na da-na's *superman style underwear*, etc...

"hey man your dog is chewin up your ol lady's panties"
"fuck those ain't hers those are mine!!"
"what... you rock a mong are you serious!?!?"

by d i z k o 2 0 8 November 3, 2011

mong

a human that lacks in social class, respect,friends and a decent personality. a total moron.

you fucking mong. go drink ur own sludgy poo

by little miss dotty March 20, 2003

mong

noun "mong"

either:

the act of being monged out on a bed or chair

or

a place where it is possible for you to mong

"Eric went for a mong upstairs"

"I've been standing for ages, are there no decent mongs in this shithole?

by Kirkham November 21, 2003

Mong

To do a mong, verb, intransitive.
The use of this is popular to describe the actions of geeky wannabe IT technicians and their lackeys, and has nothing to do with people with Down's Syndrome.
The noun is also used to describe someone who mongs frequently and is thus a mong.

I monged like Timmy. I am a mong therefore.

by Ficktwat September 22, 2006

Mong

The sleepy manked out feeling after smoking weed.

I so monged out last night.

There's not much mong on this one.

by fomenting_glitter March 31, 2009