Monking

the act of locking ones self up in a room, cave, ect. with only stale bread and water to play games such as "halo3" and other xbox games for days upon end without rest.

luke: dude, wheres tom?

adrian: dude, toms off monking halo 3

luke: again? damn, what a loser

tom: (in his cave) w00t! just pwned some noob!

by Adrian T. July 5, 2008

Munging

A topic of discussion so repulsively grotesque that it will destroy relationships and leave the participants irreperably scarred.

David was foolish enough to mention the word 'munging' on a date. She never spoke to him again.

by David the Unwise November 10, 2008

Minging

1) To stealthily take a decent picture of someone/something while including oneself in the image for heightened coolness. 2) To secretly take a photo of an unsuspecting person in a stealthy manner. 3) To non-flash photograph a museum piece without permission. 4) To ask with a big smile for permission to photograph after the shot has been taken. 5) A method of photography perfected by Banzai Aphrodite in Athens.

1) I wanted my picture taken with every Greek god so when the guards weren't looking I was minging statues left and right.

2) That fired circus trainer kept hitting the baby elephant so I minged him for the evening news.

3) When Bo Diddley stopped for a cheeseburger I jumped over the counter and got a ming shot.

by The Friendliest Helper Ever November 12, 2010

minging mullet

an inappropriate hair style deriving from mid-80s Essex (UK)

Look, there's another minging mullet.

Hey, i don't want another mullet like the minger you gave me last time!

Do you like my minging mullet?

by All Essex January 4, 2006

Mogging Chillwise

The act of flexing you’re incredibly large muscles in the god tier lighting from chillwise windows after every gym session

“Bro my muscles look huge in this window”
“My friend , that’s the benefits of mogging chillwise”

by Biceps Jones November 7, 2021

COVID-Munging

This is a variant of munging in which the corpse to be munged is a victim of the coronavirus, who is acquired via a local nursing home. To ensure proper social distancing, the participating individual who loses the coin toss, rock-paper-scissors, or other contest of choice, pops an experimental dick-enlarging pill which extends the participant’s penile length to 6 feet, in addition to donning a face mask with a slit cut out in the middle in order to allow the expelled mung and corona juice mixture (hence “COVID-mung”) to enter the perpetrator’s orifice(s) in an internationally acceptable manner.

Zack: Hey Cody, you wanna head over to the old folk’s home?

Cody: Yea sure... Why? You volunteering or something?

Zack: No, I just have a real strong hankering to perform a COVID-Munging on one of the former residents. Since I haven’t been able to get any quarantine pussy, I figured this’d be the next best thing to give my dick a nice kickstart.
Cody: You’re sick. What the fuck is wrong with you?
(Cody leaves the room only to quickly return, walking past Zack with the car keys)
Cody: C’mon you sick bastard, let’s go. Some old woman named Ethyl that I used to help just died and the way she put her muffins in the oven always made me sweat a bit.

by jellypuddinginmyanus42069 July 6, 2020

menging

To rip off someone or something.

To confuse someone in a situation evolving anything.

For example:
Let go menging tonight. Or
Damn you should start menging that dude. Or
I was menging all night in that poker game.

by The Menger April 25, 2011