Montanna Kandy

a famous teen mom who lives in bali

Look at Montanna Kandy with her 5 year old over there at the Melia in Bali!!

by urmother426666 October 16, 2019

Montana Can

An excellent brand of spray paint used by top Graff Artists. Also used by toys who think that they are the shit.

Yo, pass me tha Montana Can, i needa throw ma piece up 'ere

by Someguy - I know Kris Wheatley September 7, 2006

Montanna

A very cute and hot girl with a really sweet personality. Can be viscous at times but it a good person

"Look at that hot girl over there," must be a montanna

by Brady French March 14, 2017

Hannah Montana

A rather large and excessively pale, or whitish tinted piece of feces, often caused by certain diets, intestinal malabsorption or pancreatic disorders.

"Dude! Did you intentionally not flush the toilet so I would see that Hannah Montana you left in there?"

"Heck yeah. Ya' know, it sounded just like Hannah Montana coming out also."

by John Curtis September 5, 2007

Tala Monga

Tala Monga is an identity present on TikTok and other social media platforms. Tala Monga has been recognized for his content that falls into the cute ironia-post modern 2023 genre and recognizible traits.

"Tala Monga hates mangos"

"Let's all love Tala Monga"

by Tala Monga July 16, 2023

Helena, Montana

One of the only places in the world where you can see a horse in the Wall-Mart parking lot and still have high speed internet at your house.

Floridan: Dude, why are you wearing a t shirt and shorts when it's 40 degrees outside?
Montanan: I'm from Helena, Montana.
Floridan: Never heard of it.

by The NinJay January 2, 2012

Hannah Montana

Some wannabe, wishy-washy Hilary Duff Disney Channel wannabe singer who can't sing or act to save her life. Speaks with a horrible Tennessee lispy accent (who sounds like a drunk Southerner) that makes your ears bleed.

The show is even more awful. How are you a teen by day, but a popstar by night? Wearing a brunette wig won't do much justice!

Hannah Montana: Hey, America! It's Hannah Montana!

Janice: *ears bleed* My ears! Ahhhhhhhh!

by Old School Disney March 27, 2007