Mon

A term used to describe a loyal, one of a kind guy. Thinks he’s good looking but is actually ugly as fuck. Went bald young. Just don’t drop the soap around him or else you’ll have a nasty surprise. Will literally sleep with anything. Likes to have his arms and back shaved. Purrs like a walrus. Been bragging of late because one fit bloke said they were walking funny after a night of passion with him. Top lad tho.

He’s such a mon.

by revilo5136 September 1, 2020

Mon

Short for money

Hey man, you got any mon left?

by Robert Amaya January 8, 2003

mons

expression for money

Shes got mad mons

by Anonymous August 13, 2003

MON

Abbreviation for the middle of nowhere.

I might lose cell phone reception because I'm in the MON

by Row and Missa May 27, 2007

A Mon

A stupid, annoying person

"Jack's the biggest mon in town"

by Thom Garrard June 18, 2003

A Mon

Short for Ichiman (a Japanese word that is pronounced itchy-mon), it is 10,000 yen (about a hundred dollars) and is used for describing money in general terms.

"I hope to earn a mon or two next week"

by Tokyo Belle October 28, 2005

Mon

1.Person who can always own you in #BngFightclub Lozer. :P

2.RolePlayer.

3.Person who randomly turns into Pokemon.

4.Random Guy.

5.N00b Hunter.

1. Mon Stabs ####, "You are dead, Buh Bye."

2.No example found, Mon Stabs people who finds out about his RPing sessions.

3.*Mon Turns Into a Pikachu*
Piluso:POKEMON. :O
Piluso:KILL IT. :O
*Pikachu runs away*

4.Mon:ZEEKY BOOGY DOOG! :D *Explodes* OHMYGODI'MONFIRE! X_X

5. Mon:N00b? O_P

Mon:KILL!

*Mon chases Noob with his Sabre*

by Mon, :P January 28, 2005