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mon-u-mental by ΔиłĦ☼иצ ߀₡ʞ November 5, 2010
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Monumental Cock
Monumental Cock is when your cock is so erect it stands like a monument. It stands so high and hard.
Monumental Cock by umessinwitdawronguy July 26, 2010
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monumental
To go monumental is to be infatuated by one's ego to the point of acting in a exaggeratedly pretentious way. People who go monumental say things or produce art that is boring and crappy, while at the same time being ostentatious, overblown and pompous. This often creates a mental breakdown which causes the person who goes monumental to loose all contact with reality, and thus their very existence becomes utterly meaningless.
Guy 1: What's wrong with Larry? He's been acting like such a jerk!
Guy 2: I know, man. He's gone monumental.
Guy 2: I know, man. He's gone monumental.
monumental by AlabamaBaby June 13, 2016
Monumental Sanchez
It's when someone who has gone monumental sticks a finger up his or her ass in a public space and draws a fecal mustache over his or her lip, and then proceeds to act in a ostentatious and annoying way, often flirting.
Guy: Why has everyone suddenly left the dancefloor?
Girl: It's that douchebag dancing alone, he's pulled a Monumental Sanchez.
Girl: It's that douchebag dancing alone, he's pulled a Monumental Sanchez.
Monumental Sanchez by AlabamaBaby June 13, 2016
monumental
Something that's really amazing. See mental, sick, insane, nuts, mad, wicked, rude.
If something is mental but bigger/better
If something is mental but bigger/better
monumental by Jackie-F December 28, 2005
Monumental Faggot
One who is a faggot of such epic proportions, that he/she would deserve a monument in honour of their faggotry, if said person wasn't such a raving faggot who should become an hero very very quickly.
Matt J. is such a monumental faggot, whenever I am stuck within 100 feet of his peadophilic ass I really want to jump out of the nearest high rise.
That guy isn't just your regular run of the mill faggot, he's a monumental faggot.
That guy isn't just your regular run of the mill faggot, he's a monumental faggot.
Monumental Faggot by >:3 November 16, 2007
monumentalmemes
monumentalmemes by FuckMeInTheAss June 5, 2016
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