momatose

Mom-uh-tose
Adj. of or in a state of deep exhaustion for a prolonged period, resulting in the inability to move from the last position of sudden onset, as a result of breastfeeding, laundry, bath time, soccer practice, prolonged exposure to newborns in the Baby Bjorn, and homework help.

See: Fucking Beat, Tired as Shit, NuvaRing, and

Kid: What happened to Mom?

Dad: She’s Momatose from breastfeeding your little sister and helping you with your Common-Core Math homework.

by 1st-to-say-Faux-Hawk October 25, 2017

mommatized

Being traumatized by hearing about your mom's sex life.

I was playing video games minding my own business and suddenly I was mommatized when my mom was on the phone talking about her new sex toy she was so excited about.

by FiftyShadesOfPlay May 18, 2018

Momatowa

Momatowa is the FUCKING BOMB. She/He is the most ratchet person you will ever know and will tie you up just to get a sweet piece of that thicker then a snicker ass. They don’t leave any room for fake friends and only gets down with the realist peeps ever. 🤪🤪🤪🤪👿👿👿🤷 ♀️🤷 ♀️🤷 ♀️💀💀💀💀

Person 1: did you see Momatowa at the club last night !?!

Person 2: Yeah! they were workin it on that pole.

Person 3: Did you tap it biiiiiitch!!

Person 2: Nah, Momatowa’s too much for me.

by Bratchet2300 January 30, 2019

Mombasarian

A person who is from mombassa, typically fresh of the boat, from kizingo or ganjoni

“You are such a mombasarian”

by HADI AZIZ January 19, 2021

mommatalkrry

best tiktoker

mommatalkrry the best tiktoker

by uh ya October 3, 2021

mommatalkrry

mommatalkrry is the best, and totally obsessed with harry styles.. maybe a bit TOO obsessed..

harry styles: omg, who’s that person in the crowd that keeps throwing me their panties?

me: that has to be mommatalkrry

by stinkywinker October 3, 2021

mombasti

it is a african name meaning someone who likes to be packed and loves takis.

Person 1: "What does mombasti mean?"
Person 2" "It's an African name!"
Person 1: "Cool!"

by msotooleisdabest September 21, 2022