mom

a sexy bitch

i fuck your mom

by oghaboogha694206969 June 25, 2020

mom

a bitch that tells you what to do

my mom is an asshole

by Plushyboi December 10, 2018

mom

something missing

friend: hows is your mom doing?
me: i don't know she left when i was 4

by mymomleftme March 07, 2022

mom

bleached mommy buckets of kfc!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
stump water salad

mom please stop trying to have sexual intercourse with me

by е May 04, 2020

mom

the woman that pushed u out her pussy

"hey mom?"
"what sweetie"
"why do you have a big pussy"
"because i pushed ur fat ass out of it"

by Br_itachi27 October 28, 2021

mom

the ladie in everyones life that twists your words and turnes anything into you having and attitude

me: *plays minecraft and gets blown up by creeper*
me: aw man, i didnt even hear it hissing( in a calm tone)
my mom: you better watch your tone, i dont think you should be playing that game, its making you violent
me: i was calm when i said that
my mom: DONT ARGUE WITH ME BOY
my dad: yeah kid, if you dont have anything nice to say, then you grounded

true story

by chicken en rice. February 03, 2022

mom

the best woman in the world that could live so respect and love her till the day u die and love her even when u are dead

i love u mom

by * Trinity * June 30, 2020