loonar mooner

When you stick your bare ass onto ones face and there is nose penetration.

Hold down my little brother while i give him the loonar mooner!

by BrewedBatista October 13, 2008

Moses Malone

The act of giving a blow job while wearing safety goggles resembling former NBA star Moses Malone while the receiver is on the toilet taking a shit.

She opened the bathroom door while I was taking a shit and offered to give me a blumkin, I handed her som goggles and requested a Moses Malone instead.

by Moses Malone 2 March 26, 2017

malone brown

don't ask who malone brown is.

Bob: hey do you know malone brown?
Frank: no, who is malone brown?
Bob: malone brown dick in your mouth
Frank: Fuck you

by sussy fortnite balls May 21, 2021

post-maloned

To have a lil' fun and get a lil' crazy, "heyyy"

May or may not include: wearing grills, sporting two frizzy french braids, smoking the ganja, or being a Texan

"Dude, what are you doing tonight?"
"I'm getting post-maloned with my homies at my place before heading out to a bar."

by postmalonehottie101 December 7, 2017

Melones

Spanish for huge tits..

maria tiene melones gigantes

by DonCabron October 13, 2003

eric maloney

Hairy and in the way

"God, get out the way Eric Maloney"

by MyOldHandle June 8, 2014

post malone

Post Malone is a american rapper that is amazing he is incredibly humble. He has a bunch of tattoos that are very weird but i love them because they are unique. His full name is Austin Richard Post and he is 22.

Me: Have you heard Candy Paint byPost Malone?
Friend: Yes, i love it so much!!!!!!!!

by postmaloneswife December 29, 2017