Mollesturbation

The act of going into the past and beating your old self off.

My friend just mollesturbated himself, but now he's in prison for mollesturbation.

by sleepypeter May 22, 2015

mollie kate

The coolest most charming girl you will ever meet. No guy really dates her at first because she’s kind of reserved in the dating area, but once you date her she is the best girlfriend ever! She is usually tall and likes shy guys. Mollie Kate’s are super funny and charming. They can easily pursuade you to do anything with their emerald green eyes. Mollie Kate’s love kids and kids love her. She has the biggest heart but keeps her feelings in check because of past issues, and it takes a lot to be a REAL friend of hers. She is super sarcastic and has a strange twisted sense of humor. People are always hurting her but don’t know it because she doesn’t let it show. She is super loyal and will never betray or leave you even if you mean to her. She is also a huge dork, but if anything it’s endearing. If you are lucky enough to meet a Mollie Kate never EVER let her go... Trust me I know

Daniel- Dude how fucked up am I, I lost Mollie Kate.

Sam- damn bro you messed up bad she’s adorable

by Heybudimcancer June 23, 2018

Molli

A Molli scores primarily orange with a shade of blue on the true colours test. Extremely kinesthetic and has great intrapersonal skills.

Not only is a Molli smart but she is also extremely good looking.

A Molli usually has a boyfriend who is equally good looking and very smart.

Wow, you're such a Molli for scoring orange and blue on the true colours test.

I wish I looked like a Molli.

People are jealous of Mollis because they take all the good looking guys.

by Orange Blue March 27, 2008

Mofolicious

Mother Fucking Delicious

Man I went to KFC and those new hotwings are MOFOLICIOUS.

by Jay Cal January 14, 2008

Mollie

Mollie is the human embodiment of literal perfection. Every time you see her or talk to her you get nervous due to the sheer chance of messing anything up with her. She’s always there for you when you need to talk to her. Better than that she actually listens to you instead of just nodding and agreeing. She’s also super nice when it comes to anything. In addition she’s the most selfless being to exist. While she doesn’t accept compliments she’s not afraid to turn them around on you either. On top of all the great shit about her, she’s also funny as hell and got a big ass brain. Anyone lucky enough to come across her has been blessed by the hands of god...

Friend #1: “yo is mollie single”
Friend #2: “nah sorry she’s dating some dude named Kevin”
Friend #1: “damn, lucky guy”

by The undoubted truth January 1, 2021

Moll-don

An extremely slutty girl who loves the Big Black Cock

"Hey, that girl had sex with 2 black guys last night; she's a total Moll-don!"

by Crazykidz January 2, 2010

MLOL

A subversion of LOL (laugh out loud), but stands for maniacally laughing out loud. Maniacal can be summed up as "affected with or suggestive of madness". MLOL'ing can be used in gest or when you are simply up to no good.

I just sent you a picture of what I'm going to do to you later on!!! MLOL MLOL MLOL!!!!

- or -

You cheatin' MFer, wait til you see your car!!! MLOL MLOL MLOL!!!!

by The Maniacal Beings July 4, 2010