molest

to touch without permission

dude did you even ASK that dog if you could pet it? It's really uncool to molest things

by mc wiggle April 27, 2007

Molestacular

It works the same as a 'Killtacular', only with molestation.

In otherwords

ALOT of molestation

My bus-driver once got a Molestacular on the way to school.

by naynayroy October 22, 2009

molestery

Like a molester; an adjective applied to a person who is most likely a man in a windowless van. Said individual may be sporting the ever-popular skullet.

Who is that man in the windowless van?
I don't know, but he looks molestery!
Let's away!

by bigrudy April 8, 2010

Modestyahoo

Someone that tries too hard to be funny and accentuate their charm by pretending they are dumb and annoying. Usually done through online gaming or trolling internet forums.

That dude's a pretty decent guy, but he's always pulling the Modestyahoo bit. People think he's a dumba$$.

by jasonace October 19, 2011

Molestovers

Like Sloppy Seconds, except non-consensual.

Priest 1: I'm done in here. You can have my molestovers.

*zip*

Priest 2: Thanks, dude.

*Brofive*

by cloudface October 14, 2012

molestimate

Do estimate how many one has molested.

The accused molestimated that he touched seven children, albeit the evidence indicated it was more like ten. His molestimations were quite modest.

by Semany snicket October 7, 2020

Modestin

Modestin is a big, black, fat, obese, man whom is bullied by the one and only bailey porter.

Modestin you are a big, black nig- cant say that even in typing.

by ASDFGVUYBIGV July 25, 2023