diesel mechanic

Pretty much an overall bad ass. If you're a diesel mechanic, you're fucking awesome and acquire all of the bitches and currency

J-Wolf is a diesel mechanic; a mans man who gets all the bitches

by Flugruger April 10, 2015

grande mocha half caff two pumps no whip

Discreet public inquiry for homosexual sex and/or anonymous aid with "the stranger" - also known as a Dutch Rudder.

When my friend, Nick, ordered a "grande mocha half caff two pumps no whip" today, the barista knew exactly what he was talking about and offered to give him extra foam!

by Barista May 19, 2014

Spicy Mechanic

The action of coating your penis in WD40 as an alternate form of lube, lighting said penis on fire and then sticking it inside of a girls anus

Bro, last night I gave that bitch a spicy mechanic, and now she's "in the hospital" and "needs me to pay her medical bills."

by Grognesium May 23, 2019

Aditya Mohan Avinash

Someone with a big ego. Usually gay/ girl digger. Sucks at video games (Known to run and gun). Uses 'XD' way to much and cringe emojis. This makes him extremely gay. Loves to suck dick. Sucks sids dicks. Is a fucking failure macha failure macha. Loves the cringiest movies form the gayest actor Vijay.

Sentences Aditya uses: "Sid bo Sid bo I love your dick bo!"
"I MAKE OUT WITH CHAMIDDI"
Aditya Mohan Avinash self centered prick

by Chammidi January 26, 2022

Shade Tree Mechanic

A person willing to learn and perform scheduled maintenance or simple repairs on their own vehicle rather than being completely reliant on technicians who may be dishonest, careless, or ignorant.

Many automakers have realized that dealer service is profitable and have designed vehicles to be irreparable by independent or shade tree mechanics.

by Aguirrez May 19, 2008

Mohaned

One of the nicest people alive. They have a big heart and an even bigger smile. Mohaned is also funny in their own unique way. Mohaned doesn't believe violence is the answer but if it comes down to it then watch out.

"If you need someone, Mohaned is there. Don't try mess with him though."

by KitKatChunky886 April 4, 2017

quantum mechanics

A topic in physics that will fuck with your mind over and over again.

After trying to understand quantum mechanics for 10 hours, I decided to write a bullshit definition for it.

by ADD.i.kt February 4, 2010