pussy motivation

When someone keeps going out because they keep getting laid and they know they shouldn't be going out anymore but they have this motivation.

Or

Someone stops going out because they think they have grown out of it. But really they are not getting action so they don't see the point of going out anymore. This person does not have motivation. This person needs pussy motivation to get him back on the prowl.

"I cant handle going out anymore."
"What? Its because you don't have pussy motivation."

by dman0523 October 20, 2009

Motivational Poster

a picture that has a subtitle underneath. were originally used to motivate but the internet changed that by instead of making them they made funny jokes with the subtitle

guy: that Motivational Poster was pretty funny

other guy: yeah but it really didn't motivate.

by rudy1143 January 13, 2010

Motivation Cookie

A cookie that is consumed prior to or during a certain task or activity that requires one's full attention.

It is four in the morning on a Wednesday and I have a paper due in just a few short hours, so I buckled down and munched a Motivation Cookie so I could win at paper writing.

by Ninth Floor Writers March 15, 2011

motivational paralysis

When you're motivated to get up and get things done but you feel overwhelmed with having to choose where to start. After spending some time planning things out, you find yourself sitting around not really accomplishing anything.

On his day off, Jack wasn't sure how he wanted to spend his day so he spent the entire morning laying in his bed staring at the ceiling. A condition known as motivational paralysis.

by fb1907 April 18, 2018

Motivationally procrastinating

When you procrastinate doing a task so you can get your morale sufficiently up to do it.

*sarah watching TV*
Iris: What are you doing?? You're behind on so much homework!
Sarah: I'm motivationally procrastinating

by potatsareyummy May 17, 2021

mowtivation

What's lacking in a majority of today's lazy-a** teenagers when asked to do a little yard-work.

Red Green shows how to set up a "lack of motion" detector to remind a mowtivation-impaired youngster to stay focused on his assigned outdoor chores; what Red neglected to think of, though, was dat said indolent teen could merely set up a lawn-sprinkler or electric fan to fool da sensor, and then stretch out to take a nap or text on his phone.

by QuacksO November 15, 2021

2am Motivation

The feeling you suddenly get to fix personal and world problems when you can't sleep at night. You're unlikely to do it but feel empowered nonetheless.

Guy: I couldn't sleep at night but I had an urge to clean my room.
Other Guy: Must be the 2am motivation.

by nightsleeper May 27, 2022