Misti

Misti is the name given to 32.8% of the white trash/trailer park girls born between 1979 and 1989 in the American midwest. There are actually more girls named Misti than the proper spelling, Misty during this time because it also happens to coincide with the lowest levels of adult literacy in American midwest history. Most "Mistis" live a life of relative comfort because they don't mind the squalor that accompanies abstract poverty and there's always a new suitor waiting in the wings to make sure she never has to provide anything for herself or her many many children. Loyal to no one, Mistis aren't usually married and they've been known to talk for days on end about how pretty they are.

Did you here Donna cheated on Mike with a drifter and now they're living with his mother? She turned into a real Misti.

by Uncle Terrence December 11, 2017

Misty

A common term used to describe someone who looks like the cross dresser from the real world Brooklyn named Katlyn

That girl looks so misty.

by Johnny 96 March 14, 2009

Misty

A girl from the popular Pokémon anime/video game/manga/trading card franchise who people found attractive when they where 12 and are now addicted to hentai.

12 year old 1: you know misty from the Pokémon franchise.
12 year old 2: yeah

12 year old 1: well I saw pictures of her naked online and they where great

by Lhsdoysiysjtaotaiat February 23, 2021

Misty Day

The lesbian swamp witch from American Horror Story: Coven

Misty Day’s hero is Stevie Nicks.

by gagarohlala December 14, 2019

Misty Mason

An mocha African American female porn star sometimes credited as Japan. She has appeared in serveral pornographic movies such as Bad Black Girls 19 and Tinys Black Adventures. Misty Mason also has her sister, Mya Mason, in the adult industry.

Damnn did you see Misty Mason in TinysBlackAdentures she Fine!

by Faye CBebop September 8, 2008

Misty Mystery

When a mystery seems to easy to the writer adds in a character messing with the case in order to extend the plot

"This was an open and shut case if they hadn't made it a Misty Mystery"

by Voncreep February 28, 2021

Misty Window

A sexual act so disgusting and graphic that it can not be mentioned in conversation. A deplorable sexual act that is seen as the most shocking and heinous.

Dave: "I gave that girl a misty window."
Barry: "That is horrible"

by mfdiction January 13, 2011