Fair Play Missouri

A shit hole town that you blink and miss it. It has one gas station and a grocery store. Pretty God surrounded town and super boring. The teens there have nothing more to do than go about 8 minutes east of the town to Bolivar and hang at Wal-mart. Whoa, so much fun! If you grow up there, you will learn to call it home and eventually have a love/hate relationship with it.

You dont go to Fair Play Missouri? oh, you're not my brother.

by Shit-Hole-Student July 13, 2011

missourable

To be sick of Missouri and/or being stuck therein.

After being in Lee's Summit all weekend, I was hella missourable.

by Roy-Z November 15, 2007

missouri compromise

This term refers to an act whereby a young lady circumvents the loss of her viginity by practicing anal instead of vaginal intercourse. Its namesake refers to the compromise of 1820, whereby Missouri was excluded from inclusion as free state, even though it was above the Mason-Dixon line. Similarly, When a young lady finally is subject to vaginal intercourse, it is known as bleeding Kansas, which refers to the after effects of the Kansas-Nebraska act of 1854 which revoked the Missouri Compromise.

Frank's girlfriend wanted to keep her flower intact but frank needed release. Because her braces cut him too badly, they had to go with the Missouri compromise.

by Ricochet Jones August 19, 2006

northwest missouri state

A college in the nothingness of northwestern mizzou in a town called Maryville it's 2 hours to any city you know of. But at least they have the best D2 football team in the world, beer, alcohol, parties, and a bar that lets you drink you as much as you want for 8 bucks!!!

Dude 1: I'm going to "northwest missouri state" next year Dude 2: where is that?
Dude 1: a town called Maryville it is sweet I went to a party and don't remember much more.

by Adam Wilton May 12, 2006

Nevada, Missouri

A nasty broke ass town where there is nothing to do! Full of druggies and hoes!

Teen1: This town blows! Nothing to do! Teen 2: So lets do drugs and have sex!

Welcome sign: Welcome to Nevada, Missouri. Drug capitial of the universe!

by MoYearbooker February 5, 2012

Glasgow, Missouri

Small town in Central Missouri located on the bank of the Missouri River. Well known for high school basketball, road tripping gravel roads, and consuming massive quantities of beer.

I got drunk last weekend in Glasgow, Missouri.

by powful February 4, 2009

Missouri

The Show-Me State. The northern half of the state tends to be flat and fits in culturally with the Midwest. Northern Missourians say "Miz-zur-ree". The southern half of the state is defined by the Ozark Mountains and tends to identify with the South, rather than the Midwest. Southern Missourians say "Mizz-zur-rah" keeping in tradition with the original French pronunciation of the Indian word that was used as the basis for the state's name. Southern Missourians in the Ozarks tend to speak iwith an accent similiar to Tennessee.

Home to President Harry S. Truman, Walt Disney, and famed Generals John "Black Jack" Pershing and Omar Bradley.

Abe: "I can run faster than that black bear coming towards us."

Paul: "Oh yeah? I'm from Missouri - show me."

by Anonymous May 13, 2005