minton

A hypothetical form of the game badminton where the players actually have some skill. Used in insults. A synonym of goodminton.

Ryan: "Hit the damned shuttlecock already!"
Greg: "Ok, here goes. I'm going to whack the 'cock!"
Ryan: "That's what she said!"
(Greg whiffs)
Ryan: "Nice one."
Greg: "I meant to do that. Ok, here goes for real. This 'cock is headed straight for your face!"
Ryan: "That's what he said!"
(Greg hits it right into the net)
Ryan: "You know, this game was just called minton before you started playing it."

by Nicholas D March 10, 2009

facebook minion

creepy facebook stalkers who comment on every status update, picture, post, ect

STATUS UPDATE EXAMPLE
<user 1> : I am havin the worst day "eva"
<user 2>: whats wrong
SHOW ALL 362819378128 POSTS
<user 362819378129> smile gorggggg i wuv u

(user 1-362819378129 are facebook minions)

by sTiA July 19, 2009

Minionsexual

1. -Adjective- Describes someone who is Sexually Attracted to Minions.
2. -Adjective- A whore
3. -Noun- Someone who is Sexually Attracted to Minions

Brad: "Bro thats a Minion, thats a hottie"
Chad: "Bro that's kind of Minionsexual"
Brad: "I'm minionsexual and Proud"

Heather: "Im coming Out as Minionsexual and am know part of the LGBTQM+ Community"
Narratar: "Heather is now a whore and social outcast who posts to many minion memes"

by LankaLiyanapatharangeLicker November 12, 2021

prity minion

A Idle that plays fortnite & roblox and one of joshuaisminecraft minions

dude hold up im prity minion

by totally not bananathighs April 25, 2020

Smash Bros Minion

Can be defined as a player controlled character who assists in damage dealing but never wins. They usually lack poor finishing skills, but excel at evading. It's very common that they'll finish second place, but will have no kills. Key characters that make incredible minions are Kirby, Link and Donkey Kong. Kirby's floating skills make for excellent evasion techniques and will usually float over people and drop a brick on them just when they're about to finish an opponent near the ledge. Link being the most retarded character will always have his boomerang flying everywhere whilst summoning an endless stream of bombs from his incredibly large repository in his cape. It's important to note that Link is a very easy minion to kill as his stage re-entering abilities are next to nil. The last, and by far most rattling minion is Donkey Kong. While this character lacks evasion skills and fast smashes, he makes up for it with his suicide wind up punch and his scream inducing ability to pick up fellow players and walk off the ledge with them. The best way to combat a minion is to either fight back with the same characters, or choose a character with lightning fast movements. The best choices seem to be Fox with his rattling laser gun, or Kirby with his infuriating A+Down moves.

Sean and Curtis were having an epic fight until a Smash Bros Minion came in and ruined it by carelessly throwing a boomerang and 18 bombs in their general direction.

by Darkfire911 January 24, 2010

Minwoo

A gay tutor that flips his hair alot.

hey who is that?!
Thats minwoo, avoid at all costs. Hes a disease

by The Great And Powerful Shipper August 9, 2016

minions eye

The outline of a fat persons belly button through their t-shirt.

Check out the minions eye on that monster waiting for chips.

by Aitko June 4, 2016