Mikey

a great guy who smokes u up all the time and turns u from sober to high in a couple of minutes

"Yo, Mikey is such a g homie!!!!!"
"Mikey u got any weed?"

by thebiggestwolfaround1 December 8, 2018

Mikeying

One who likes an absurdly atrocious female because she has giant breasts.

Man1: "Hey dude."
Man2: "Yeah?"
Man1: "Maddie is totally hot!"
Man2: "Seriously, you're totally Mikeying!"

by ShiCa October 15, 2015

Mikey

Huge penis, loves girls, ladies man. Every girl Lowkey wants him inside her.

Omg Mikey stop

by Really Vinnie to bug July 3, 2016

Mikey

Someone who loves hentai. A hentai version of a weaboo

That guy masturbates to anime he must be a Mikey

by Arosey June 10, 2018

Mikey

Socially awkward

Mikey is just socially awkward

by 10056798321 April 4, 2019

Mikey

An abusive piece of shit who expects you to be loyal to him while he cheats on you. Most likely went to prison.

Wow that guy was such a nightmare. For sure a Mikey

by Lucilovesherjordy August 20, 2019

Mikey

A guy who glows and is pretty damn amazing. All the girls faint when he walks pass, and is SPECTACULAR in bed. He's sweet, athletic, and has a gorgeous smile along with his Blueish yellowish eyes. When you look into them you feel like you can't float into the sea. He looks his best in American Eagle boxers(:

"I wish my boyfriend was a Mikey"

*Mikey walking up*
Girl: "oh my god, I'm fixing to climax"

by Cindy718 May 29, 2011