sloppy midwestern storm

When a bigger southern girl rides you so fast her fat slaps together making what sounds like thunder until you cum so hard it represents rain.
I came so hard last night when my girl gave me a sloppy Midwestern storm
by Big fat chick December 01, 2019
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Midwestern Bento Box

A type of sex orgy in which all participants arrange themselves in a Tetris like stacked position and pleasure each other.
Tyler, was taken away by the pressure of Allison’s fat ass on his face, because she was on top of the midwestern bento box
by Andyrewg123 December 27, 2019
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Midwestern Bento Box

A type of sex orgy in which all participants arrange themselves in a Tetris like stacked position and pleasure each other.
Tyler, was taken away by the pressure of Janae’s fat ass on his face, because she was on top of the midwestern bento box
by Andyrewg123 December 27, 2019
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Midwestern Sushi

A food item which, due to the location it is prepared in, is of subpar quality.
Order some tacos in russia, it was a case of midwestern sushi
by ConsumerOfNutrients November 26, 2023
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the midwestern shave club

You get at least 3 of your friend shave off a small amount of pubic hair, then they all proceed to gangbang a girl , when it's time to finish they ejaculate in a glass , mix it with the pubic hair and have the girl eat it all .
Remember the girl we meet last night at rons party ? She was down for anything so we headed to dons barbershop , an hour later she was an member of the Midwestern shave club ! We all when out for pancakes after that, she told us she was full and just ended up ordering water.
by You pound em January 26, 2017
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midwestern churn

The act of filling a condom with butter, freezing it, and inserting it into someone.
by DickDasterdadly6969 February 05, 2023
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Midwestern Hellhound

Originating ONLY from one of the oldest homes in Gary, Indiana,

Midwestern Hellhounds are a very rare domesticated canine that is a 5-part mix of specific breeds.
Maternal side is American (red nosed) Beagle combined with German Shepard/Mastiff hybrid.
Paternal is Red-Nosed Pit Bull/Boxer hybrid.
Known for their speed, various colour patterns, loyal companionship, immeasurable amount of energy, and extremely loving demeanor, these dogs are also known to be great with all ages and settings, especially children.

*They are also adventurous, which means this breed can be a great dog for traveling but could also pose issue with escaping domestic containment if not cautious.
What type of dog is that?
This is a Midwestern Hellhound and I love them.
by Lotus Nyxxon April 02, 2017
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