Pippa Middleton

The younger sister of Kate Middleton/The Dutchess of Cambridge. She was the maid of honour at the wedding of Prince William and her sister in April 2011. She is ridiculously plain looking, but many men drool over her and think she is the hotter sister.

She probably shagged Prince Harry on the night of the royal wedding.

Kate middleton is hot....no, hold up...check out her hot younger sister Pippa Middleton! I bet Prince harry will tap that tonight.

by kiwininja May 23, 2011

Middletown Rough Riders

A group of bad ass individuals who roam the streets of middle town with there auto mobiles, they most likely don't give a fuck and can down a bottle of vodka within 3 seconds they know how to handle a gun but rarely use it, they rather use there fists and a broken bottle of jack Daniels to teach a bitch whats up.

Danny- did you hear what happened to drew?
Anthony- no what?
Danny- he got mugged and shoved down a sewage drain with only 1 sock on his foot.
Anthony- damn "Middletown Rough Riders" rided another bitch.

by The Game 2.0 November 4, 2011

Middleton, ID

Small, mostly unknown town in southwestern Idaho. Choc full of Mormons. Has a brand-fucking-new High School that cost about $52 million. Like most small towns, news travels fast. Lots of gossip at the middle and high schools. Nothing ever to do. Local parks are barely ever used except for baseball and soccer. Almost no Jewish people at all. Many stuck up people, potheads, players, cheaters, sluts, the whole nine yards. Lots of nice people though.

"Joe just moved to Middleton, Idaho." "Middleton, where?" "Idaho." "We have a state named Idaho?"

by theotherguy200 November 20, 2011

middleport

small town next to gasport and medina

all them niggers play basket ball in middleport

by poptart14 March 23, 2011

Middletown

A town in Rhode Island. Located on Aquidneck Island in the middle of Newport and Portsmouth...hence the name. Middletown is clearly the best of the three on the Island because a) it's not ghetto like Newport and b) it's not snotty like Portsmouth. Home to fairly well-off families (they have to be to own houses here!), Middletown is a place where everybody knows everybody and their parents. Soccer and lacrosse are generally successful and popular sports. For the most part, its inhabitants don't move away. And who would want to? Go Islanders!

"Where are you from?"
"Middletown, RI."
"Oh, I heard that it's the shit."

by mtownah08 March 29, 2009

middleton

A county jail in MA where you go when ya mess us bad in Lynn, or anywhere in Middlesex County. Generally your there before your sentenced (you cant make bail, or you have none). Some people get sentenced there (everyone not in the orange jumpsuits). It's so overcrowded when you first arrive they put you in a gym with 200 other people sleeping on a plastic stetcher half a foot away from someone else. Most people prefer it to the bay(south bay-sufolk county.

1) Where's flaco? He gotted bopped on that B&E, he's up Middleton til we can hustle up 300.
2) I got sentenced two years in Middleton, I was hoping for the farm.
3) The CO's at Middleton are way better than the bay.
4) I was just chillin' wit him last week, nows he's doing a two year bid up at Middleton.

by D from Eastie March 28, 2008

middleton

Pretty much them same as the other towns in the Tri-Town area (Boxford,Topsfield), with a couple more stores and a O.K downtown area, still pretty boring

middleton is ok.....i guess

by Rib ib rob September 29, 2005