If you're pretending to be gay to get close to a girl, but she starts to catch on, and she asks you what sexuality you are, it's your best answer.
"Are you gay, cause you act gay, but you were staring at my boobs," "I'm not gay, I'm metro-sexual."
by Anonymously obvious suspect February 1, 2014
A sad male who dresses and acts like an arse-bandit but is afraid to admit he is homo.
High pitched voices, hideous designer clothes (preferably pink!), limp wrists and the worst fuckin hairstyles ever invented eg.Hoxten quiff, Peroxide hedgehog mullet or Little-kid-in-shower-fake-mohican. (Total wankers!)
It may be they are bi-sexual? Women love them because they can talk about make-up, handbags and girly shit like that. It's fag-hag heaven; hang around with camp men then take them home for some sex.(Boring sex though, as the Metro-sexual is too busy ensuring his hair is just right and looking at himself in the mirror.) Come to think of it queers love them too, coz they dress just like them and are half way to fudge-nudging deviancy.
Spot them preening themselves in any city in Britain right now. Hopefully this mutant strain will die out just like the new romantics in the 80's.
Fuck metro-sexualism be Straight & Proud!!!
High pitched voices, hideous designer clothes (preferably pink!), limp wrists and the worst fuckin hairstyles ever invented eg.Hoxten quiff, Peroxide hedgehog mullet or Little-kid-in-shower-fake-mohican. (Total wankers!)
It may be they are bi-sexual? Women love them because they can talk about make-up, handbags and girly shit like that. It's fag-hag heaven; hang around with camp men then take them home for some sex.(Boring sex though, as the Metro-sexual is too busy ensuring his hair is just right and looking at himself in the mirror.) Come to think of it queers love them too, coz they dress just like them and are half way to fudge-nudging deviancy.
Spot them preening themselves in any city in Britain right now. Hopefully this mutant strain will die out just like the new romantics in the 80's.
Fuck metro-sexualism be Straight & Proud!!!
by Not a fashion victim December 24, 2004
by bo October 28, 2003
a pimp slick sly devil mother fucker. a complex person a man by all means on the planet but made fun of for the simple mistake of thinking this guy was gay. a man who makes all other men jealous because they want to be just like he is. One who eats, drink, breaths, and even wipes his own ass wtih some sort of style. someone who can get all the pussy on the earth because of this guys insane mack. a guy who irons every damn thing in his closet, even his boxers because when its time for the pants to come off for the ladies, they all like a pressed pair of briefs. a man who could rewrite a dictionary cause hes always commin up with out of this world ideas.
by free willie July 28, 2006
by bitch November 8, 2003
by Homeslice February 25, 2004
a straight man that appears gay because he is well groomed: uses product in his hair, never wears sandals without having a pedicure, and makes sure his socks match his posh clothing. smells good too
by calicarol December 8, 2003