Leah Messer

A trashy redneck slore of MTV 'fame'.

OMG, did you see Teen Mom 2 last night? That redneck slore, Leah Messer admitted she cheated on The Woodchuck, Corey AGAIN!

by trickbiatch March 16, 2012

Mezmerassed

When someone is so mesmerized by a attractive person walking in front of them was such a fine ass.

Person 1: Hey, what happened to you?
Person 2: Well I was walking downtown when I was suddenly mezmerassed when this super hot woman walked by and I was so like "damn...." and I lost like 10 minutes.
Person 1: Must have been awesome then?
Person 2: You wouldn't believe.

by Markusmaru March 9, 2013

Messerly

To have a masculine muff.

Oh man, that dude's muff is totally messerly.

by HelloImKuniaki August 27, 2013

Messerschmidt

A majestic bearded creature found in the inner streets of East Hampton. Notorious for making a mean cup of coffee and being a simple kind of man, people from all corners of the world gather to catch a glimpse of this glorious manwhore.

"I saw Messerschmidt driving down the street the other day, followed by a pack of unicorns and an army of angels leading the way."

by manowar27 January 28, 2014

messer’d up

The act of ruining a second, third, and fourth chance by means of consuming excessive amounts of alcohol resulting in bad decisions that ruin your career.

Did you hear Dave got in trouble? Yeah he messer’d up and got caught Eiffel towering farmer john’s sheep!

by Not-McCollough December 20, 2017

memerized

the experience of becoming hypnotized online while scrolling or swiping from meme to meme

"My sister spent hours on her phone looking at meme after meme. She memerized herself."

by SalvyZ June 13, 2018

Anti-Memer

Can also be called a Non-memer or No-memer, This is a person who dislikes (at least some) memes or meme-related things, today they most often hate on the now popular "memespeak" or less often "l33tsp33k".

In rare circumstances, someone who simply doesn't participate in meme-like behaviors may also be considered an anti-memer, for example a group chat made for memes, goofing off, etc.

1: Hey, should I invite Jared to the group chat?
2: No man, he's an Anti-Memer, remember? He wouldn't enjoy it there

by Keireb September 2, 2019