Merge Molester

Similar to merge burgler, used for more egregious, infuriatig, and/or sociopathic examples of merge-lane exploitation.

Example; going up an offramp, only to go through the light at the top and back down the opposite onramp, then forcing oneself back into a (stationary) line of traffic at the expense of everyone between the exit and entry points.

.....aaaaand there he goes. Man, if I knew my kid did that, I'd disown him. Hope that frikken' merge molester gets his grill ripped of by some 1990 rustbucket Ford Escort when he tries weaselling back in.

by MR_OOF July 5, 2010

Merging Lanes

The act in which two males will simultaneously insert their penis' into a womans vagina.

One of these days Bill and I are gonna try Merging Lanes on a girl.

Dude Bill and I just Merged Lanes on a hooker.

by SmackyMcPimpHand June 25, 2010

urge to merge

Wanting to have sex; desire for intercourse; horny.

Hey honey, come over here, I gots the urge to merge!

by Ignatz April 11, 2008

power merge

The act of changing lanes without the use of a turn signal, usually involving cutting someone off in the adjacent lane simultaneously.

I was driving on the freeway and this idiot in a Prius totally power merged and almost killed me.

by hd_sib January 30, 2009

merge moron

A total idiot driver that tries to pass you in merging lanes, causing you to slam the brakes.

He's a total merge moron, trying to pass people in merging lanes.

by Macphilia June 14, 2009

stop n' merge

A technique employed by ignorant and/or terrified drivers when merging onto a freeway: instead of accelerating to merge into faster traffic, these drivers actually stop and attempt to cut into oncoming traffic from a complete standstill. The "stop n' merge" is a dangerous maneuver.

I almost got in an accident today because some clown decided to pull a stop n' merge in rush hour traffic.

by SLampy July 21, 2008

merge-or-die lane

An onramp with a huge blind spot that merges abruptly into traffic with no warning. Often located on the left side of the road where traffic is moving fastest.

Oh great, this is a merge-or-die lane. Do I drive into the wall or into the car going 80 MPH?

by Perimeter May 6, 2009