merced

Originates from:

to be the recipient of a gang related drive by shooting from a mercedies benz

can also be spelt "Merked" because it is usually spoken by illiterate chavs

"Wheres my Fucking Money!!!!"
"um...... i lost it?"
"you are gonna get merced"

"you iz getin merked bruv ennit"

by nuttahhh February 24, 2008

Merc

To masterbate/jackoff to video games with controller in hand

Hey guys I'm bout to merc on you're ass

by Kyle smiles February 14, 2010

merc

1. to get hit or hit someone else with a car or larger automobile
2. to wreak other havoc to an object (comparable to that of a person being hit by a car)

1a. damn, TOM got merced by a bus and his shit's all fucked up now.

1b. i'm about to merc that stupid bitch standin in the middle of the road.

2. i threw a party, and those assholes merced my house with pasta sauce.

by ringzhz April 27, 2006

Merc

The best scorer in the AM.

Yo we gotta stop Merc he killing us.

by szn 4 Zion August 24, 2019

merc

To Not help out with daily chores.

The kitchen is a mess, " Oh, it must have been Merced"

by Sir Merc A Lot January 11, 2008

Merc

Like when you feel something so good.
or also
When you murder something

That female give me good head that felt like merc.
or also
I merc that video game to level 100.

by J to da P July 5, 2004

merc

A complete slut who goes from clan to clan without ever playing with any skill what so ever
ref to jew

Hey guys can i join your clan
Im in 1st now

by Anonymous August 12, 2003