by nyle johnson August 26, 2008
Get the menstroni mug.A variant of Mentally Retarded, this condition affects women during their period, when they are often prone to completely illogical and irrational behaviour.
"Heather must be on her rags! She's acting completely menstrually retarded."
"Did you see the way that Toby was attacked by Janine?!? Over nothing! She's acting menstrually retarded."
"Did you see the way that Toby was attacked by Janine?!? Over nothing! She's acting menstrually retarded."
by Turdy Barrelnuts April 21, 2010
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God of all sports. Loves chillin with the ladies on a friday night gettin crunk. Wakes up in the morning feeling like p diddy. All he does is win. Can eat a walrus in two bites. Hates Montevideo. And yes...he's on facebook
by Jericho Crotchery December 21, 2010
Get the Kenter Menter mug.The period at the end of the month when police act like bastards and give more tickets to fill their quotas. If you come across a female in this situation, you're totally fucked.
Dan: "Dude I'm drivin to Florida tomorrow."
Tim: "Ya well watch out for cops with PMS, it's the 31st."
Tim: "Ya well watch out for cops with PMS, it's the 31st."
by Willy March 21, 2005
Get the PMS (Police Menstrual Syndrome) mug.To intentionally fail socially by not participating in social or extracirricular activities. Often times excuses are made for not participating. Outstanding attributes of these excuses are that the alternative anti-social event suggested by the excuse will be boring, lame, and will not take long to complete. Sometimes the cause of this phenomenon is the lack of permission of a significant other. See whipped.
Dude 1: Hey man, wanna go to the bar tonight?
Dude 2: Nah, I'm gonna pull a mencer and water my plants and watch some paint dry.
Dude 2: Nah, I'm gonna pull a mencer and water my plants and watch some paint dry.
by EstebanTheGreat October 16, 2008
Get the Pull a mencer mug.A variant of Mental Patient, an irrational craziness besets women during their period, and they are transformed into bleeding mental patients.
"Gloria has completely lost her shit. One minute she was laughing, then she burst into tears, and finally she stabbed Frank with a spoon! She's acting like a fucking Menstrual Patient!"
by Turdy Barrelnuts April 21, 2010
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