A lady in the street but a freak in the bed, you'll never get a Melanie out of your head. She's passionate, fun loving, wild and crazy. She can play dumb but she's not at all hazy. She knows when you're lying and is practically psychic but love her right and she's your ride or die Life-Chic. If Melanie loves you, she'll be yours for ever and she'll love you HARD until the end of never.
Smooth guy: I've had many women but only a Melanie can satisfy me.
Scheming kids: Don't even bother dude. Miss Melanie is a human lie detector.
Advice: Just love a Melanie right and keep her happy and she'll always do the same for you Poppy.
Scheming kids: Don't even bother dude. Miss Melanie is a human lie detector.
Advice: Just love a Melanie right and keep her happy and she'll always do the same for you Poppy.
by anonymous August 12, 2020
Get the Melaniemug. the name of a good best friend, a friend who has always been there from the beginning. they always care about others and although they’re not perfect, they will always be enough <3
melany’s the best!
by spr0ut March 15, 2021
Get the melanymug. A smart, gorgeous hard working girl who loves to have fun with her friends. She will love you for who you are. She won't judge you on your past experiences, truly the best best friend anyone could have. Melanie lives a life of extreme and tends to get caught up in work but in times of need, she'll drop anything to be by your side. Melanie doesn't have time for a boyfriend, but if Mr right comes along she'll squeeze him in somehow, somewhere. She's focused, loyal and knows what she wants. She's a balse' type of girl who smokes a shisha with her discontented friends whilst contemplating the 'meaning of life'. A caring girl who will never give up and is willing to go to great lengths to please her lover. She can become dangerous and criminally inclined if you wrong her so make sure you don't. An arachnophobic who doesn't like to camp, likes cars and joy sticks. Lovers her high heels, matte lipsticks and bad men.
by Workoholic December 15, 2017
Get the Melaniemug. Melanie Very optimistic and opinionated
by Chris Hodges February 6, 2018
Get the Melaniemug. She is a cute, Nice, loving girl that will make your heart melt. She is the best fucking person
ever especially if her birthday is in April. She has good grades and is short and her smile will lighten up her day like her smile is the best part about her. She’s not a hoe and she would be the best girlfriend to any boy. She has a lot of friends and looks out for all of them. she can get annoying sometimes, but in a good way. She’s athletic and loves to play sports even when she’s not on a team. In general she’s the best girl ever.
ever especially if her birthday is in April. She has good grades and is short and her smile will lighten up her day like her smile is the best part about her. She’s not a hoe and she would be the best girlfriend to any boy. She has a lot of friends and looks out for all of them. she can get annoying sometimes, but in a good way. She’s athletic and loves to play sports even when she’s not on a team. In general she’s the best girl ever.
Alex : Look at that girl over there! She’s so nice and cute.
Abby : That’s my bestfriend Melany!
Alex : Her name’s melany? no wonder she’s so nice
Abby : That’s my bestfriend Melany!
Alex : Her name’s melany? no wonder she’s so nice
by battle royale November 3, 2018
Get the Melanymug. by Brian Smishlle. August 4, 2007
Get the Melaniemug. Melanie is always there for you and will listen to what you have to say. She’ll actually ask questions and remember things that you say. She’s kind of shy at first but after a while, once she’s comfortable, she’s laughing her head off and she talking at lot more. If you ever find yourself a Melanie, keep her. She’s definitely one of a kind and she’s a true friend. Melanie is not fake, she’s so true that when it comes to describing Melanie, fake is not even a word that exists.
Melanie is totally up for whatever and she’s really positive. You’ll rarely see her down and if she is, it’s serious. So be a good person, and help Melanie, because you know she’d do the same for you.
Melanie will sometimes be the only one laughing so hard at a half funny joke, but everyone else starts to laugh too because Melanie finds it hilarious.
Again, Melanie is an amazing person, ready for anything, is always there, supportive, kind-hearted, funny, and lastly... she’s a real friend.
Melanie is totally up for whatever and she’s really positive. You’ll rarely see her down and if she is, it’s serious. So be a good person, and help Melanie, because you know she’d do the same for you.
Melanie will sometimes be the only one laughing so hard at a half funny joke, but everyone else starts to laugh too because Melanie finds it hilarious.
Again, Melanie is an amazing person, ready for anything, is always there, supportive, kind-hearted, funny, and lastly... she’s a real friend.
by Rejected_Library September 29, 2018
Get the Melaniemug.