man memory

Forgetting stuff a man doesn’t think is worth remembering like taking out the garbage, buying condoms, or what he promised before sex.

Fred wanted to sleep with Mary and promised to buy her a new dress. But afterwards his man memory made him forget he promised her anything.

by Sassy doc January 30, 2021

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Pornagraphic Memory

Someone that has the ability to remember exactly how a porn video went so that they can think about it in the future without the use of a computer.

Bob:So my computer crashed down but thanks to my pornagraphic memory i was able to just go in the bathroom and whack off with my imagination.

by Mocoholi August 14, 2010

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A Cursive Memory

A fah-mazing band with the band members: Dillan Wheeler (drums), Colin Baylen (vocals and guitar), Mark Borst-Smith (bass and vocals), and Shaun Profeta (vocals and guitar).

Nicole: yo! A Cursive Memory is the SHIZZ!

Melissa: yeah for realz! and all four of them are flippin HOT!

Nicole: fo sho fo sho

Melissa: too bad they never come to south florida pshh

Nicole: yeah and northern california psh

Both: RESPECK *snap*

by Melissalaneous November 2, 2008

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memory burn

When you see something so spectacular and amazing, it is burnt in your memory. So you never forget it. It could possibly be the opposite, if you see something that is horrendously disgusting!

Source is from a Seinfeld episode (S03E05) when Seinfeld tells Kramer about an amazing girl in a orange dress he dated.

Seinfeld: .. this orange dress.. just burned in my memory..
Kramer: ooh, memory burn! *grins*

by thaiambulance December 20, 2008

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