meef clams

a sexually transmitted parasite causing the labia to become mangled looking and the vagina to release disgusting odors into the air causing severe gagging and asphyxiation of any living creature standing within 10 yards.

that poor sucker stuck it in trisha without a condom and now he got her meef clams.

by trawzelle April 2, 2007

Meef Ribbon

The Meef Ribbon is awarded to the saltiest, meefiest, moistest meef at the jamboree.

Points are awarded for
1. Salt
2. Overall meefiness

3. Depth and girth

*not to be confused with Meef Ribbons (the parasite) or Meef Robbins (the famous actor)

Peggy Sue won the Meef Ribbon at the Kentucky Jamboree. What a bitch!

by Rusty Meefs March 19, 2020

MeeF

1.(Adjective) The sound a fist makes when it hits the small of a humans back IE. (Kidney Punch) (Donkey Punch)
2.(Adjective) The war cry of a Mongoose or Weasel

1.Wow, did you hear that fist go meef on that guys back?

2.Did you hear that Mongoose yelp meef before attacking that tree hugger!

by Knightt June 28, 2007

Meef Chubaca

A Really, Really Hairy Stanky Snatch.

I got soo drunk I went over to that nasty wookies house for some of that Meef Chubaca

by N K Reeger October 9, 2009

Meef

in between a fart and a qeef

Bob - "Hey dude whats that smell"

Joe - "dude i meefed"

Bob - "ahh dude that gross"

by titysprinklessdsdsd October 8, 2010

Meef boi

A boi who is REALLY meefy

A boi who is REALLY meefy is a meef boi

by Meefgorl September 25, 2019

Meef

When you're too gay to use swear words, or you just want to be a complete asshole, you use Meef to replace words. Try to use it at least once every 50 years to maximize its effect.

Faggot #1: Hey brah, I just meefed all over your toilet, and by the way...I mean jizzed

Faggot #2: Hey brah, it's okay. I thought it was like cream cheese or something, I ate it all up.

by Penis Controller August 2, 2011