meat hooks

Another name for large tires on a car.

"Holy crap check out the size of the meat hooks on that car"

by VicSilv74 April 6, 2008

meathook

when something good happens or when a fit lass walks past

"whos that fucking meathook who just walked past!"

by samellllllis123 April 16, 2007

Meat Hooks

When you're seeing a girl and there's no "title" and the girl begins to act, treat and behave like your in a "titled relationship" without your acknowledgement.

Girl: "Why didn't answer your phone? I called you all night. Who were you with?
Guy: What the @#!$, you're tripping, quit trying to sink your "Meat Hooks"

by bl0ody6lov3 May 11, 2023

New England meathook

When you put your ring and middle finger in your girls vagina and your thumb in her asshole and throw her back on to the bed

“I gave my girlfriend the New England meathook last night and she beat the shit out of me”

by Gary the 1nd January 25, 2022

New Jersey Meathook

The act of inserting middle and ring finger into a vagina and “hooking” your fingers back into her gspot and shaking your hand up and down rather than in and out until she squirts.

Didja hear Mike gave Shirley the ole’ New Jersey Meathook last night?

by mars_x3 November 30, 2023

Meathoofing

Getting elbow-deep in a cow

After a long night of meathoofing, I relaxed in my favorite easy chair with an ice cold fresca

by TheStinkFinger March 10, 2015

Meathouse door

When you pull the zipper down slowly while sorting like a pig.

He came in and started squealing like a pig I said, "open the meathouse door so I can suck the hog to death!"

by Meathouse door September 27, 2025