mcdonalds

The home of trash-eaters.

The CEO of McDonald's recently died of a heart attack? Don't you find that coincidental?

Plus Justin Timberlake should die for giving McDonald's that crap catchprase.

Do do do do doooooooooo ... I'm lovin it!

*dies of a heart attack*

by Mister Ignorant April 22, 2004

mcdonalds

a shitty ass place to work with asshole managers like lisa.

welcome to McHell may I take your order please?

by JmL May 01, 2005

Mcdonalds

Celebrating american obesity since 1955.

It must feel great to make $5.15 an hour at Mcdonalds!

by Staples August 20, 2006

McDonald’s

A fast food franchise that kills its sweatshop workers that make the happy meal toys that are too tired, too injured or simply can’t work cos their 5. They fatten the discarded workers up and torture them every day to produce loads of tears. The discarded workers are then slaughtered and are produced into the food. The tears are produced into deep fat fryer oil and the drinks.

After finding out what McDonald’s does on urban dictionary John now understands why they’re so successful.

by DaSluttyMary April 14, 2019

McDonalds

1. Home of Evil Personified - Ronald McDonalds
2.Place that people pretend to despise to act cool, but eat at every Saturday.

McDonald sucks ass! I hate it! *chomps on Big Mac*

by Kay July 27, 2003

mcdonalds

When using the bathroom in McDonalds, be sure to flush twice. It's a long way to the kitchen.

I dropped a piece of hemp rope at McDonalds and made sure I flushed twice. Three days later, a Big Mac is born.

by Urban Dictionary April 13, 2004

McDonalds

The thing that’s running through your mind all day and night but the longer you keep eating McDonalds, you won’t be able to run at all

Have a healthy diet of McDonalds and you, yes, YOU! can have diabetes like the other 9.4% of the population!

by MoneyFi$h January 26, 2019