mayonaise gargler

Some one or something that gargles mayonaise

Khadeem is a mayonaise gargler

by james mclovin March 16, 2008

mayonase

The incorrect way to spell mayonnaise. This spelling of mayonnaise is often used by utter morons.

<Dude> dude I need some mayonase <Bro> It's spelled "mayonnaise"... <Dude> idc i need some either way

by GrizzlyWordinator July 1, 2009

Send the maid down for some mayonaise

Requesting the service of a young lady to syphon the python through oral gratification.

Please excuse me, I just have to pop into the library to send the maid down for some mayonaise.

by Sir Ranulph Twistleton middle 'C' on the piano February 12, 2007

mayonaisse

A common beginning to a sentence, spoken by urban dwellers

Mayonaisse, allot people in my room

by Tbone April 22, 2004

Mayonaise Panties

When a woman becomes so excited over a period of time, that her panties are so thick with feminine juices that the wet spot is whitish in color.

"Oh, Baby, keep talkin' dirty to me...you're giving me mayonaise panties!"

by Vashtidog October 11, 2009

mayonaise

secretly, it means cum, shhhh!

mayonaise

by blondiesforeva3 October 15, 2011

peanut butter and mayonaise sandwich

when a girl refuses to have sex with you so you jerk off on a peanut butter sandwich and offer it her

my girl friend was a stiff bitch so I gave her a peanut butter and mayonaise sandwich

by riley peterson May 26, 2008