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MAGA Math

Also known as “Fake Math.” Any math courses or programs promoted by some unscrupulous individuals or shady institutions that promise to deliver pie-in-the-sky results to lure the gullibles or suckers, who are excited by form rather than substance.
Although tens of thousands of blue-collar workers and suburban evangelicals have been taken advantage of by MAGA math providers and politicians, millions of white parents and patriots in red states have been bought into the lie that their children are being indoctrinated by “woke math” publishers and multicultural math educators.
by Fasters September 20, 2022
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Maga Engineer

Those that have done the scientific research and reviewed all the “evidence” and concluded Climate Change, Global Warming or whatever those libtards decide to call it is a scam to control people. Maga Engineers have also figured out EVs are a scam and want nothing to do with them. This engineering degree requires no math or science credits or study. In fact the less education you have earns credits for a masters degree
A Maga engineer told me “ I know climate change is a scam because if it weren’t banks wouldn’t lend money to borrowers to buy ocean front property- thats just common sense
by A1bimmer May 21, 2023
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Krav Maga

An Israeli fighting style that is specifically designed for real fighting on the streets, unlike other martial arts that are made for sport. It blends together techniques from many other martial arts, such as Jujutsu, Muay Thai, Aikido, Judo, and boxing.

One of the main philosophies in Krav Maga is that there are no rules. For example, some of the things that are off limits in something like MMA (Groin shots, throat strikes, hits to the back of the neck) are some of the main targets you want to attack in Krav Maga. Another main philosophy is to do as much damage to your attacker as quickly as possible, making at possible for you to cripple your attacker and escape.

Unlike some other (more traditional) fighting styles, it teaches disarms against weapons such as guns, knives, and bats. It is widely regarded as an extremely effective method of self defense, and is used by American police forces, as well as the FBI and several military branches, which use the combat Krav Maga used by the IDF.

If you are considering taking up Krav Maga, it is important to find one that is a genuinely good school, and not simply trying to cash in on the Krav Maga name. Here are several ways to tell if it is a good Krav Maga school:

-Make sure the instructor has valid Krav Maga instruction credentials, which means he has taken the Instructor's class at the Krav Maga training center.

-Make sure the classes are at the very least, 45 minutes to an hour long

-The class should practice sparring regularly. And it shouldn't be sparring for points, it should be like a real fight (only wearing protective gear, of course)

-You should be worn out after the class

-Try to avoid brand new Krav schools, the older ones that were there before the Krav Maga craze are much more likely to be good schools

-Training should be intense and focus on perfecting your power, speed, and technique
Thanks to Krav Maga, when someone attacked me on the subway, i was able to break their nose and crush their windpipe and get away safely!
by AN0NYM()US April 10, 2009
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gag a MAGA

An expression used to underscore the obvious similarities between maggots and MAGA-ites because both are inordinately repulsive and thrive on death and decay.
The extreme lies tumbling from the mouths of the trumpian troops nowadays are even enough to gag a MAGA!
by Dr Bunnygirl June 18, 2021
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maga dog

someone who bites the hand that feeds them, from meagre (skinny) dog
sorry fi Maga Dog
im a go turn around and bite you
an' if you jump out out a frying pan
i know you jump inna fire
by sir lord cobra March 12, 2008
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Maegan

Maegan is a person that your live will change with a positive effect. The impact she has on your life will make you question if heaven is worth going to if you already have it beside you constantly. Her heart is big, with no hatred at all inside of it only 100% love. She is lovable and a role model for all to be ideally perfect. Her looks will make you believe that God has sent an angel to you.
I wish she was more like a Maegan!
by Saket Tiwari April 5, 2009
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madgamer2

The word used to describe a loyal follower to the Snidism religion. Many people take it as a compliment to be called a 'madgamer2'.
He is such a "madgamer2", he is praying 5 times a day.
by John Holland Jr February 18, 2008
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