Matheu

just pure amazingness. Plain and simple the coolest name in the world, with the coolest person to have it.

Girl 1: Wow that guy is amazing.

Adjective: Geez that guy is crazy like Matheu.

by Matheu January 16, 2009

Matheus

A god of seducing woman yet somehow always gets rejected by woman

Matheus- hey wanna date?
Melia-NOPE

by WhatTheFuckIsThisWebsite? June 20, 2018

mathieson

An idiotic bitch

Wow that’s a real Mathieson

by Anonymous 198720001 May 18, 2018

matheus nguyen

Awesome guy that can always get you bricked up when you're down.

I love matheus nguyen, he keeps me going.
Matheus nguyen is so awesome

by otto$$gamerboy August 21, 2022

Matheu

An absolutely amazing person, the best friend or boyfriend you will ever have. Fantastic sense of humour. Often quiet but shines out as an extremely intelligent individual. Also a fantastic lover, but doesn't get around a lot, he saves it for the right girl. Good suits are Lauren's, Jessica's and Holly's.

Person 1: Wow, that guys really funny and quite sexy!

Person 2: He's a Matheu

by BananaIsland22 August 29, 2012

mattieu

A mattieu is a sub-species of prakash indian. A mattieus diet consists of puncheon, nicotime and weed. A mattieu is especially fomd of Venezuelan women in their early twenties-to early thirties. A mattieu is native to Rio Claro and appears skinny in nature. The mattieu is an endangered species..... PROTECT IT AT ALL COSTS.

"Oh my gosh, look at that , a rare wild mattieu in its natural habitat"

"I must call am exterminator, i have a mattieu problem"

by Oxforddd November 25, 2021

Matthieu

A French boys name. He loves playing truth or dare, eating muffins, and throwing pillows. Some girls love him, others hate him. Mainly hate him. He loves revenge, and can't wait till Friday.

It's because Naobe just broke Matthieu's dick, duh!

by JumpyBurger9 January 13, 2015