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Marshall Mathers LP

the best rap album ever released. but it was taken off the shelves and it was edited. the unedited one was edited. he had a lot of disses on that album.
by The Slang Wizard April 30, 2006
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Auston Matthews

The man who saved the great Maple Leaf from inevitable extinction.
That Auston Matthews kid is something else, eh?
by MacDaddyy April 17, 2017
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Matheus

The Most Amazing person in the world! It is said whoever has this name has powers to seduce every women in the world! People with the name "Matheus" also contain in them magical powers.
oh Matheus just made feed his pet unicorn
by Timmyturnerjr November 29, 2011
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Chris Matthews

Chris Matthews is a raging, screaming blowhard that works for MSNBC. Not to be confused with Fox News' Chris Wallace, who is the one President Clinton bitch slapped over several minutes for being a smug prick. Matthews does kiss up to some guest like his boss Dan Abrams. He never gives most guest a chance to answer the question before yelling another one that is often of much less importance than the first one....Example:

Matthews: Do you think we should have invaded Iraq!

Guest: I think with the....(interpreted by Matthews)

Matthews: How about this great spring Weather! That's a nice watch!

He has stated before "you'd be shocked how conservative I really am." Although on the issue of firearms he is a gun grabber. Often stating in several minutes of off the subject rants, what's wrong with people in Iowa, Ohio, the South, Western states and my brothers. Why do they want a gun? Rudy Giuliani and New York City get it. What's with these people having guns.
Chris Matthews: What's with Hillary saying she gets the debate questions first? You want them first.

Guest: No you don't, if you get it second you have time to think about the answer.

Chris Matthews: I don't get it.

Guest: If you are a Noob like Barack Obama and do not know the answer you can later say "yeah me too". It gives you time to think the answer through and you can play got you if the first person answering makes a mistake.

Chris Matthews: I don't get it.

Keith Olbermann: Me neither.

Guest: What a dumbass!

Chris Matthews: You are banned.

Guest: And you guys are so in the tank for Obama.

Chris Matthews is often referred to as "Tweety."
by Jeremiah A. Wright Jr. March 14, 2008
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Marshall Bruce Mathers III

This is the real name of the white rapper, Eminem, who is a genius when is comes to writing lyrics down.
For the people who acutally know something about Eminem, and know his FULL name is Marshall Bruce Mathers III.
by ohmananotherword October 18, 2008
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Alaina Mathers

She is Dawn Scott(Kim Scott's twin sister)'s daughter. She was born in 1993. She has a younger sister Amy and a twin brother, Adam. Adam was born handicapped because of his mom's drug addiction during her pregnancy.
Alaina aka Laney has been legally adopted by Eminem a few years ago.
She currently lives with him and Hailie Jade.
The little blackhaired girl is featured in Eminem's Mockingbird video.
"Laney I'm talkin' to you too, daddy's still here
I like the sound of that, yeah
It's got a ring to it don't it?
Shh, momma's only gone for the moment..."

Eminem, Mockingbird
by Isabelle Esling April 15, 2005
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Noah Mathew

Famous for his Supreme Fapping and Fashion Sense
"Noah mathews looking Peng today"
by Squidward on a chair October 22, 2020
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