mates before dates

to choose your friends over your girl/boyfriend.

usually used by a third party... "you should have come to leopolds's birthday party instead of her parent's wife swapping party, mates before dates."

or

"ofcourse i'm coming to leopolds's birthday party, mates before dates, right?"

by Tankman R. January 8, 2008

Marshmallow Mateys

Malt-O-Meal's variation on General Mills' Lucky Charms®. The marshmallows have pirate shapes such as parrots, treasure chests, shovels, and jewels.

"Try Marshmallow Mateys® if you like Lucky Charms®. Independent tests prove Marshmallow Mateys® tastes every bit as good as the more expensive brand. Great taste, all the same vitamins and minerals — the big difference is the price. Try it today! Great Taste, Better Value!™"

by NerdApple May 19, 2007

The Story of Mateus

Once upon an eternity ago, Mateus, who is a ninja, was at war with The Zombies. (They were much like the ones we know today, expect way deadlier.) Anyway, while engaged in combat, Mateus fell into an endless abyss that he designed for disposal of The Zombies. That abyss, which is impossible to escape, is now called the universe. From there he went on to create Earth, humanity, and everything else for unknown reasons. That is how he became God.

Mateus: "Ouch! Fuck, it's dark. Where am I? Oh shit, is this...? Damn it. Dang this is big - I wonder if there are still Zombies down here...this is gonna look bad on my autobiography 'The Story of Mateus'. (3 minutes later) I could really go for some sex right about now. I got it! Planet + animals + water = people! People = hookers! Hookers = sex! Oh, this is gonna be fun..."

by Ninja13 February 22, 2008

marine matress

An airforce chick who only fuck marines, beacause all the rest of the force men are queers.

I Going to get my grove on with a marine matress tonight.

by Anonymous July 14, 2003

Matussy

The Matussy

The weakest power in the universe.

“Hey bro, don’t be such a Matussy”

“That was a vio on a deeeeep level bro.” *cries*

by amb3rmaex February 24, 2022

Screw mates

A screw mate is a roommate who you happen to have casual sex with every now and then. It can even be a progressive thing where you start as occupying an apartment together to occupying each other’s beds and bodies from time to time.

Friend: “You wouldn’t believe what happened last night with Brad and I...”

Me: “Did you guys get into an argument about the dishes being left out?”

Friend: “No bro, we became screw mates, even though he’s straight.”

Me: “What is a screw mate?”

Friend: “You know, it’s where you’re living together as friends and happen to screw every now and then... mates who screw for fun.”

Me: “Sounds like the plot to a porn...”

by Dmart711 April 27, 2021

Matress Actress

A female actor in the adult entertainment industry.

Joslyn James is a matress actress, those could have been anyone's baby.

by Duncmeister February 16, 2010