masternigga

The master of the niggas, usually the one who can poop out the most shitbricks in 5 minutes usually on tuesdays

Dude its tuesday im gonna apply for masternigga

by pighyboy June 21, 2023

Dick Measuring Contest

When people obsessively compare themselves to each other to see who is 'the best' or 'the biggest'. It may or may not involve actual penises, but it can. Usually the things being compared are worthless and meaningless things like income, car size, house size, job performance, sports stats, partner attractiveness, and yes, of course, penis sizes.

They're all bragging about how big their cars are versus the other guy's car, they're just engaging in a useless dick measuring contest.

by suburban__dictionary August 20, 2023

mixing and mastering

Listen to music on drugs, then you'll understand.

"Hey Miles, what's mixing and mastering?"
"Well Conner, mixi--"
"Is it when you feel the music move around between your ears?
It feels like it. Let's look it up on Urban Dictionary."
*types 'mixing and mastering' into Urban Dictionary*
"Hmm, seems like it's not here. Wait we can define it!? ...

And would you look at that. You my friend, have entered the Twilight Zone.

by TheRealMrTopsyKretts February 14, 2017

Clit Measuring

The equivalent of Dick Measuring done by overly testosterone producing femoids (commonly known as a feminist) usually with the intent to demonstrate how men are "obnoxious" by being even more so.

Gloria: What a lovely day ... I bet public indecency in the park under the pretext of "#metoo" would ruin it for the families in the park.

Amelia as she whips out her sad saggy tits: Guess what Gloria, I have beaten you to it. BTW check out my clit, it's way bigger than yours.

Gloria: You got it, let's do some clit measuring.

by selfimportantsht December 1, 2020

masturbanger

masturbanger: n. a strong emotion coupled by vigorous self gratification aroused by a real or supposed wrong.

His girlfriend's betrayal led him into a cycle of depression and uncontrollable masturbanger.

by Twan Intarathuch January 18, 2004

masturcongratulabations

A congratulation that is given to someone who doesnt necessarily deserve one, yet expects one.
A sarcastic form of congratulating someone.
Stroking ones ego with empty congratulatory phrasings.

Many masturcongratulabations were given to Robert for not cheating on his wife.

by malcolm carpenter January 7, 2005

masturnate

Masturnate is Someone named Nate who likes to stay up late and masturbate. Also obsessed with skinny asian boys.

Did you here that masturnate likes to masturbate recreationally?

by toke and choke nate August 6, 2010