"I spent last night with a massage therapist last night."
"Shit dude. You should probably get screened."
"It should be fine, she was high class. It was expensive."
"Shit dude. You should probably get screened."
"It should be fine, she was high class. It was expensive."
by Zebelon Pike August 05, 2009
Kid #1: "Oh man, check out that thing, man."
Kid #2: "Whaddaya wanna do with it?"
Kid #1: "Let's launch over it!"
(A Jeep pulls up)
G.I. Joe: "Who wants a body massage?" *hums to himself*
Kid #2: "Uh, what did he just say to us?"
G.I. Joe: "Oooh... Mr. Body Massage Machine GO!"
Kid #2: "Uhhhhhh... what the Hell?"
G.I. Joe: "Body massage."
Kid #2: "Whaddaya wanna do with it?"
Kid #1: "Let's launch over it!"
(A Jeep pulls up)
G.I. Joe: "Who wants a body massage?" *hums to himself*
Kid #2: "Uh, what did he just say to us?"
G.I. Joe: "Oooh... Mr. Body Massage Machine GO!"
Kid #2: "Uhhhhhh... what the Hell?"
G.I. Joe: "Body massage."
by The J-Spot January 18, 2005
by Rod Byron January 16, 2018
A: I'm dying for a massage
B: What kind?
A: One's that has a happy ending
B: Ohhh, you want a disney massage!
B: What kind?
A: One's that has a happy ending
B: Ohhh, you want a disney massage!
by Fountain of Knowledge_1985 October 24, 2013
when one give a massage to another with an erect penis, normally done with clothes on; an extension of dry humping
by balls670 July 03, 2009
An internet "massage board" is where likeminded posters can massage the egos of each other by telling them how wonderful they are.
Sorry, I can't think of an example of massage boards but I'm sure that such behaviour goes on on a lot of message boards.
by Doghouse Riley November 25, 2007
by MILatino November 26, 2010