Mascarnage

The result of applying mascara in unsuitable/hazardous situations such as; in a moving vehicle, in poor visibility, without a mirror. It can cause injury, bad eye makeup or the loss of an eye.

Trying to do my makeup in the car earlier resulted in mascarnage!!

by Dzer December 28, 2010

Minnesota Mascara

The dried jizz on a woman's eye socket that prohibits her from seeing clearly, often delivered by guys named Howie (for some odd reason)

She had a hard time making coffee due to her Minnesota Mascara

by WalmartStumbleBum42 January 29, 2015

maxiareolaphobia

The fear of large areolea. The fear of a sexual partner with large areola around the nipple

'Hey dude, Steph has huge areola'
'Shit really, im a sufferer of maxiareolaphobia'

Dave! Man did you hear that Alex is maxiareolaphobic?

by Rizzlay July 9, 2011

masiaya

An outgoing person that is willing to do what ever it takes to be happy; heart warming and full of delightment

Masiaya is so creative and can be considered the life of the party

by Zack504420 July 28, 2017

Mascara

A kind of eye makeup to enhance the length, density, volume and color of the eyelashes.

It is usually black or brown.

The mascara made her eyes pop.

by BaeDrivenInsane💋💔🔪🔫 March 13, 2015

Mascara hangover

When someone falls asleep with their makeup on and their eyes are swollen and/or their face is breaking out the next day

Girl 1: Why are your eyes so red, are you stoned?
Girl 2: Nah, I just have a mascara hangover.

by Shawster April 19, 2014

mascara run

When someone who wears mascara takes a dick too far down their throat, causing immense gagging. As a result, their eyes begin to water and therefore mascara (if not waterproof) tears run down their face. This also usually signals they have done a more than adequate job of sucking the dick in the first instance.

Jay had such a huge dick - it gave me mascara run!

by fanyole23 March 4, 2019