Haley Mansfield

Some weird girl that i dated one time she doesn’t like the word clit or clitorus even though she has one

me: lake is such a simp for haley mansfield
Lake: you know it

by lakerocks46 March 27, 2020

You mansfield

an expression phrased commonly by Oldham United fans in a desperate attempt to fight a random group of football fans of whom they thought were mansfield fans

Oldham Nonce 1: 'OI YOU MANSFIELD'

Pames Pleming: 'one step closer and i will grass on you'

Oldham Nonce 2: 'Sorry mate we will leave you alone now'

by realbossman June 7, 2022

Nic Mansfield

A person who likes to elbow people in the throat and sweep up woodchips at lunch recess. He always wears his backpack because he thinks he's the main character.

Friend: hey what are you doing this lunch break

Nic Mansfield: I pulled a Nic Mansfield and elbowed somebody in the throat and now i have to sweep up the woodchips for 5 days.

by bweasy October 19, 2022

Mansfield

A town full of drug dealing black people. Between the bank robberies and the shootouts, we can barely afford our own sports programs. We are gay and like men. Go Foxboro.

Mansfield doesn't know how to party.

by Gerbon Maggowen May 19, 2011

mansfield

Small town in Southern Mass where all the kids think their the toughtest shit around but only think so to make up the mass amounts of slutty, bitchy girls, and their steriod pumpin, small penised boyfriends. They interbreed with each other because no one else in the world likes them and the results of said breeding produce raw meat....

Person 1: Hey man I heard there's a party in Mansfield tonight!
Person 2: Not unless I want to beat the shit out of loser guys who think their tough, or get an STD!
Person 3: I would rather eat dog shit than go to Mansfield

by Jake160 May 14, 2008

Mansfield

Unit of Measurement for Awesomeness equal to that of 1/10 Gonzalez's

Guy: Wow, that was so cool it was like 10 Gonzalez's!
Girl: More like 102 Mansfields!
Gonzalez's.

by The Big Gonzo March 16, 2009

Marfield

The forgotten child of god, a bastardized half cat half plumber combination of Garfield the Cat and Mario the Plumber.

Marfield loves eating lasagna and doing lines of cocaine off of stripper's tits.

by Marfield January 8, 2020