Marriage

A date that got out of hands.

Our marriage killed all the passion.

by El Burlador de Sevilla July 23, 2009

Marriageable

British women, that like the Kooks, the Arctic Monkeys, and the Vaccines.

Person: Damn, dude. You know that Hannah girl? She's totally marriageable.

by soupymotherfuckingcampbell September 13, 2011

marriage

Find a woman you really dislike, then buy her a house.

Marriage - a relationship between married people or the period for which it lasts.

by bronco2121 July 19, 2009

marriage

"creating perpetual debt all in the name of ancient tradition and a bogus unrealistic institution"

Spending tons of money on a marriage party

by trebills December 07, 2009

marriage

Prison...slavery...my life...

self exp

by death September 23, 2003

marriage

the best prison ever invented by female subjects for total control over the male population

blah blah, theysayineedanexample(marriage)

by aquatic™ April 02, 2007

Marriage

See mistake.

Our marriage was a mistake.

by Soul Harvester October 30, 2013