Mariah

A weird, funny (and not so funny), emo potato with no sense of her mind. She hates when people tell her she looks like her mother.

Person1: "You look your mom."
Mariah: "I hate you."

by ♥𝘊𝘰𝘥𝘺♥𝘝𝘪𝘪𝘣𝘦𝘴𝘴 January 19, 2019

Mariah

awesome person amazing best friend. so kind and generous she is so loyal. so funny!!!

she is so kind she is a Mariah

by tayler dawson February 7, 2018

Mariah

To have a mental breakdown and go crazy; to be hostile and throw items. Word originates from Mariah Carey's mental breakdown that was a result from her film flop "Glitter"

"Boy, don't make me go Mariah on your ass!"

by Luis H April 17, 2006

Mariah

One gay ass bitch !!!!

I met an mariah last night broo!!

by Morgy.pp November 30, 2019

Mariah

Homo as frick. If you have a friend named Mariah, she probably has a pp. The end.

Man, you know that girl Mariah?
Yeah, pretty sure she has a pp.

by Epic-Sans October 24, 2019

Mariah

A weird girl who always seems a little aloof. She lives for soup, cereal, and, most of all, celery! Some people may say Mariah is nice, but that is only because they don’t want her to feel badly about being so moronic. If you ever encounter a girl named Mariah, run away as fast as you possibly can.

Ahh!! It’s Mariah!! Run away!!

by potatogirl1649 December 17, 2018

Mariah

Mariah is a very independent, intelligent, and creative person. She is a very beautiful and bright person, most of the time she will make other people happy to hide her sadness inside, she can be a very fun and cool person to hang with, just don’t get on her bad side because she will do something totally unexpected other than that she is the most amazing person to be friends with DO NOT LOSE HER. Btw I don’t know what that definition was

Friend: Hi Mariah, do u need help with ur locker?
Mariah: Nah.
Friend: wow u are so independent!

by LeahJonJon November 6, 2019