potatogirl1649's definitions
A weird girl who always seems a little aloof. She lives for soup, cereal, and, most of all, celery! Some people may say Mariah is nice, but that is only because they don’t want her to feel badly about being so moronic. If you ever encounter a girl named Mariah, run away as fast as you possibly can.
by potatogirl1649 December 17, 2018
Get the Mariahmug.