major malfunction

the underlying problem with a situation or person

(a girl is moping around the house)
Mom: (to girl) what is your major malfunction?

by .git.it.whit. May 6, 2006

wardrobe malfunction

It appears that this word was coined in the US to refer to Janet Jackson's breast falling out. The UK version would be when Judy Finnegan's breast fell out at the BAFTAS

Why did American people make such a fuss about Janet Jackson's accident? When Judy Finnegan had a wardrobe malfunction, the Brits were just mildly amused.

by moomin21 August 23, 2004

wardrobe malfunction

When the hinges of the door of your garment storage device have rusted and it fails to open correctly.

I can't come in to work today, I have a wardrobe malfunction and can't get to my clothes. Honest.

by sp0rkius February 29, 2004

Marauder

Mascot for a school that more or less kicks everyone else's ass in everything and anything. In general, they are better looking, smarter, funnier, and more awesome than someone who is not one. Signum Fidei bitch. SJCI for life.

Bro, those Marauders really kicked our Daisy asses. I wish they pounded them in the locker room showers afterwards also.

by frederickdouglass November 11, 2010

What is your major malfunction?

A question asked of people who for some reason (usually extreme laziness or lack of intelligence) who can't seem th do simple things.

Comes from the Stanley Kubrick movie Full Metal Jacket - the full question is "What is your major malfunction, numbnuts?"

The garbage has piled up for three days, and the litterbox should have been changed last week! What is your major malfunction?

by ke6isf November 7, 2003

mafungalated

Verb.
To mess up badly.

Dude, you mafungalated your exam big time.
This is so totally mafungalated.

by Rob Saurini May 15, 2004

come here mafuyu-chan

A reference to a crackship fic between Mafuyu Asahina x Akito Shinonome reposted by some twitter user & is now a joke between the Project Sekai fandom.

friend 1: yo who do you kin from project sekai
friend 2: probably akito & mafuyu! hbu?
friend 1: come here mafuyu-chan 🤤
friend 2: WHAT

by come here mafuyu chan December 13, 2022