Machete

After the act of either anal sex, vaginal sex, behind the knee sex, and/or being BLOWN, the man removes his penis and with a slashing motion, during the release of his baby yogurt, slaps the female continuously across the facial area. This creates a flowing stream of white goodness that showers the females face. The man also has the option of screaming "Machete" as he is bringing down the cum hammer.

Dude, I got pissed at your mom yesterday so I went ahead and gave her a Machete. She then had the biscuits to say that she wanted another. Dude, your mom loves the cock!

by Fat Cobra & Stunt Man Mike May 18, 2007

Machete Punk

An indivisual associatied with the punk rock scene who is of
hispanic or latino descent.

Jorge Herrera is a widely known Machete punk
but would probably never address himself as one.

by Ruben B A July 26, 2007

machetanz

hotter than hell, with more cleavage than a male elephant could pack in his trunk.

DAMN! she is machetanz

by noel and oliver April 30, 2006

spaghetti machete

A slang word for a skinny dick.

A long thin penis that knifes through vaginas.

"Yeah were going out tonight for italian...She's gonna eat the spaghetti machete."

by Italianstalion69 September 27, 2017

Machete

the alternate name for the male "unit" usually reffered by this name to impress the length of the machete to the ladies.

hey baby, let me show you my machete.

by Anonymous June 5, 2003

machete

machete:an alternate word for the men with big wangs, usually used to cut the hyman in a virgins vigina by method of penetration.

by Anonymous June 5, 2003

machetera

a woman bearing arms from the mexican revolution, a dike

Era bien machetera la vieja.

by pepesport2003 December 20, 2009