manhole

n. a male exhibiting exaggerated, stereotypically male, obnoxious behaviour.

"Look at the definition some manhole put in here!"

by cevans December 28, 2005

manhole cover

women's underwear

i urgently wanted to mount her, so I slipped her manhole cover to the side and pierced her lips rather than waste time peeling off her underpants

by John R. December 8, 2003

popping manholes

Gay anal sex.

"How did you enjoy popping manholes last night?"

by Mr T. 2 January 11, 2010

manhole cover

Condoms for gay men.

Steve is down with the Rainbow, so he never leaves home without his manhole covers.

by Shawnster April 28, 2005

manhole theory

The notion that a homosexual man's sphincter can stretch to the diameter of a standard manhole cover.

The senator blasted the gay "deathstyle" by referring to the legendary capacity of some gay men to expand their rectum to manhole-size.

by jan warner September 15, 2004

Manhole Cover

Burying the face of your unfortunate female companion deep into the nether regions of your bung.

"She was all lame on the tip and wouldn't get on the nuts, so I grabbed her by the ears and gave her a manhole cover."

by delta1020 January 15, 2009

manhole

1. a creative and vivid term for a homo or fag.
Holes are for fucking and since strait men don't get fucked, the manhole makes the distinction clear. Derogatory towards gays? I don't know. It's just a word, but words are fun.
2. mmmm, sweet male anus. yummy!

"aaaawww, fucking manholes" - useful for pointing out groups of homos.
"oooo, you sexy manhole, you!" - good for getting the romance started.
"You actin like a bitch. Maybe you need a cock in your manhole." - shit talking
"I wanna open up your manhole and have an adventure in your sewers." - gay sexy talk

In general, a very versatile word, good for adding color to your speech.

by PoppaLuv July 15, 2005